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You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

Be On the Lookout.

Day 1,123, 08:40 • Published in USA USA

• by John Doll

Alert to all eRepublik players, a few animals have escaped from the maximum-security eRepublik zoo. They call themselves Libs and are EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

The picture above is an artist's rendition of what the Libs are said to look like. They may also call themselves CRoy, Claire Littleton or Dave Richards. If you see any of these creatures, DO NOT APPROACH THEM. They are said to carry rabies, AIDS, mad cow disease, meningitis and homosexuality. If they friend request you, take a very long, hot shower to rid yourself of the germs and contact poison control immediately. Now, if you see a Lib, contact the Feds immediately and we will "humanely put them to sleep."

Thank you for your vigilance,

John Doll

NOTE: THIS IS ONLY MY OPINION. IT DOES NOT NECESSARILY REFLECT THE VIEWS OF MY ROBOT OVERLORDS, THE FEDERALIST PARTY, OR ANYONE AFFILIATED WITH THEM.