Be Happy My Friends - An eRep Pep Talk
Chutley
BE HAPPY MY FRIENDS
Disclaimer: This is actually a moderately serious article. It is still lighthearted and somewhat inane, but much of this reflects my real feeling about eRepublik. Please read this and consider, patiently, the underlying points being offered. I am writing this because I see too much eAcrimony and not enough eJoy.
I ask that you shout this, eRep, not so I can get votes or subscriptions, but because I haven't seen anything else that is remotely positive or uplifting in the past few weeks.
Here's an eRep Pep Talk.
Why I Don’t Care About the Changes
There have been countless changes over the past few weeks - new lands, storage deals, 5 new missions, different raw materials, a Chutley was elected (still not sure which one). But I don't care. You know why?
Because the people I like are still around.
Because I don’t give a goddamn about tanks.
Because people still make amusing shouts and comments.
Because people still write interesting, smart, provocative, clever, articles – on occasion.
Because, frankly, I don’t spend any money on this game and so the economic shifts don’t affect me at all.
Because people still go on IRC and the game gives a platform - sometimes shaky, sometimes strong – for our convention and conversation.
Because elections are fun. Whether you’re running or just rooting for people, it’s awesome to sit back and watch the strategy and drama unfold.
And finally…
Because people still indulge my inanity and my schizophrenic shifts between Nice and Evil.
And now, to lighten the mood, here’s Evil Chutley:
Evil Reasons To Love eRepublik
Because some people hate other people and that’s hilarious to me.
Because you elected me to Congress and got me one step closer to being in a position where I can either rule or ruin the entire world.
Because every time the Admins change something 80% of people COMPLETELY freak out.
Because eRepublik effectively soiled the name of one of the best minds our species has ever had (well, yours. I’m a caveman).
Because some millionaires appear to spend hundreds of dollars per day to gain God of War status. Is that tax deductible?
Because there’s only one thing you’ve all agreed on: that you hate Pizza the Hut.
And finally…
Because I can continue to incessantly rip on that jackass, Nice Chutley.
I realize everyone plays for different reasons – some go for promotions in the military, some live for the economy, some want media moguls (ahem), and some run for POTUS – but, no matter what you do, where you live, or what pair of sweet boobs you use in your articles, you say, “It’s the people who keep me in the game.” So, let that be the case. Accept that there will be flops by Plato, rejoice at the occasional improvement, but, mainly, focus on the friends, and be happy.
Be happy eRep. Forget about all the game changes. Join me eRepublikans. Lighten up.
Your neighborhood optimist,
Chutley
TURKISH!!!
MUTLU OLUN PANPALAR
Uyarı: bu harbiden ciddili bi makaledir. Biraz keyfe keder ve çılgınca olabilir ama çoğu benim eRep hakkındaki düşüncelerimi yansıtmaktadır. Lütfen sabırla okuyun ve düşünün.
Sizden bu makaleyi shoutlamanızı istiyorum, oy ve sub için değil, bir kaç haftadır iyi mi kötü mü yazıyorum onu anlamam için amk.
Neden Oyundaki Değişiklikler Sitimde Bile Değil
Geçtiğimiz haftalarda sayısız değişiklik yapıldı –yeni araziler, depo, 5 yeni görev, farklı hammaddeler, Çatli’nin seçilmesi (hangisiydi bilmiyorum). Ama sitimde değil, niye biliyor musunuz?
Çünkü panpalarım hala oyunda.
Çünkü godumun tankları umurumda değil.
Çünkü insanlar hala eğlenceli shoutlar atıp yorumlar yazıyorlar.
Çünkü insanlar hala ilginç, akıllıca, kışkırtıcı makaleler yazıyorlar-arada sırada.
Çünkü, harbiden, bu oyuna hiç para harcamıyorum ve ekonomik değişiklikler de beni etkilemiyor.
Çünkü insanlar hala ircye giriyorlar ve oyun da toplantılarımıza ve konuşmalarımıza bir zemin hazırlıyor -bazen değişken bazen sağlam-
Çünkü seçimler eğlenceli. İster aday ol ister blocker, arkana yaslanıp planların ortaya dökülmesini izlemek müthiş.
Ve son olarak...
Çünkü insanlar hala benim deliliğime ve İyi ve Kötü arasındaki şizofrenik değişimlerime yüz veriyorlar.
Ve şimdi de, ortamı canlandırmak için, Kötü Chutley.
eRepublik’i Sevmek için Kötü Sebepler
Çünkü bazıları birbirlerinden nefret ediyor ve bu bana eğlenceli geliyor.
Çünkü beni milletvekili seçtiniz ve beni dünyayı ya yıkacağım ya da yöneteceğim konuma bir adım daha yaklaştırdınız.
Çünkü adminler her değişiklik yaptığında insanların %80’i KOMPLE çıldırıyorlar.
Çünkü eRepublik etkin bir şekilde türümüzün gördüğü en akıllı canlılardan birini yarattı. (huzurlarınızda ben, mağara adamı)
Çünkü bazı milyonerler God of War statüsü kazanabilmek için günde yüzlerce dolar harcıyorlar. Bunu vergiden düşebilir miyiz?
Çünkü hepinizin katıldığı tek bir nokta var: Pizza the Hut’tan nefret ediyorsunuz.
Ve son olarak...
Çünkü ben durmaksızın o hıyarı skertebilirim; İyi Chutley.
Herkesin farklı bir sebep uğruna oynadığının farkındayım – bazıları orduda yükselmek için, bazıları ekonomi ile yatıp kalkmak için, bazıları media mogul için (öhöm), ve bazıları da başkanlık için – ancak, ne yaparsanız yapın, nerede yaşarsanız yaşayın, ya da makalelerinizde hangi koca memeleri kullanırsanız kullanın sonunda, “Beni bu oyunda tutan diğer insanlar” diyeceksiniz. O yüzden seviyeyi yükseltmeyin amk. Plato’nun daha çok kelek yapacağını kabul edin, arada sırada olan güzel şeylerden keyif alın ama en önemlisi, arkadaşlara önem verin ve mutlu olun.
Mutlu olun eRep. Oyundaki değişiklikleri unutun. Bana katılın. Canlanın.
Komşu polyannanız,
Chutley
>Let’s take a big, long breath, and maybe exhale with a shout for happiness
Comments
Primitive love
Sophisticated love.
You're one of the reasons I still play this game lol.
Otherwise, the admnins' destruction of the economic module has kinda made me lose interest in the game, since that's really the main thing I've found fun about this... No offense, but I don't log into this game every day just to check if you've published a new article 😉
Thanks for the pep talk anyways... it did kinda help 😃
couldnt agree more.
both chutley are chright!
Let me be the water that extinguishes the joy brought by this article. It is my duty.
The people here are real?!?
I thought they were all autonomous programs with scripted responses! Boy, am I embarrassed. 😛😛
i agree w you, chut. players keep talking revolution but that's the 2nd biggest load of BS in eRep. we NEED this game. it's group therapy. we bitch and whine and laugh and cry and bash each other then come back hours later for more. why? catharsis. the only ones who leave this game are those who are cured of the troll-jutsu. so what's the biggest BS in eRep? paying $ for group therapy!
This article made me chutkle. V
chuted and chutscribed
"Because elections are fun. Whether you’re running or just rooting for people, it’s awesome to sit back and watch the strategy and drama unfold."
What is fun about holding your vote until 3am in the morning, not able to follow anything, a child in charge on IRC who won't tell me a thing, a huge headache from the frustration of not being allowed any info., and then 3am your party running for the hills giving USWP a victor even though my friends had supported me all election. Used and abused, thanks former friends. "and be happy."
"...a position where I can either rule or ruin the entire world."
why is there an 'or'? you are so out of character! ;o)
nice one, thnx for shout iseutz
Don't happy be worry.
Heh
Like boss, if i could sub twice I would
visit me in my cave one day
all hail Hawaii! lol
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well said caveman
nice one, thnx for shout iseutz 😁
o/
@ Ronnie: stop lying.
@SPC: agreed.
@Iseutz: thnx for shout x3.
@depici: came by earlier. You didn't hear my knock?
@ Gnilraps: nofu
I second that! And I shout it of cause.
Zombie Love
i wanna be happy and i wanna get stoned
http://youtu.be/nmYi5u9BhtI
na naa nanajuanna
future love paradise :😁
i was subscriber 250!
panpa, raad ol, no one could solve any problem since kraisos (anası yanımda pijin)by political shits, e-world doesn't need that poitical shits. e-world(?) needs respect and reality what we have 🙂
(we are waiting for caps)
pilav yidim oyşşş
Atta boy Max.
BigBala - totally dude
Chutley for POTUS!
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Got an FP for my FU.
So much for wry love.
Amen.
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