Battle Report

Day 505, 17:22 Published in South Korea Turkey by P. Cornelius Scipio Africanus

Heil Dear leader.

We have been doing very good. Armies of dear leader are unmatched in heroism, damage, and honor. Disgusting Chinese litter streets attempting to harm us, we punch them in face and get KO!



This is a current situation. We're everyone, the Chinese are wiped out from the battle screen. We are an unstoppable force, against a highly movable object. Continuing fighting for Dear Leader. All Soldiers are currently ordered to hold their ground until further reinforcements arrive. We are intelligent soldiers, they are mindless idiots.

Heil Dear Leader!