Barnabas Stinson for Victoria!
Barnabas Stinson
Hello eMates! eBros!
I'm Barnabas Stinson and I'd like to serve the fine people of Victoria in the next Congress. I believe that the people of this great country and state have long been ignored, and I want to represent your interests. Many of you may know me as a recent candidate for the ANP Party Presidency where I gave the establishment favorite a run for his money. I'm a political maverick who will always listen to my constituents and will always be here to serve you.
If elected, I will pursue these policies:
Economic: I will push for lower taxes across the board in the eAustralian economy. We need to pursue free market policies and allow for our businesses to make a profit while providing competitive salaries and reasonably priced goods for our citizens.
Foreign Policy: We must be willing to deal with the eIndonesian issue. We have been deprived of Western Australia for far too long and one way or another, our occupied land MUST be retrieved. I will make this a top priority as a great eAustralia is a complete and united one.
Representation: I will utilize my proposals in a way which my constituents feel would best assist them. Too often our Congressmen let power get to their heads. I will always prioritize the citizens. Regardless of party affiliation, I want to be an equal representative for all the people of our state and of our great country.
Thank You & I hope I can count on your support!
Barnabas Stinson
ANP Candidate for Congress
Comments
Ajay fail.
What's a little ajay controversy over eBros? 😉
Vote for Barnabas, he will embroil us in bloody war and prioritize Ajay.
ohh hai ajay
He called me 'outback trash' because I rejected friend request
I am so hurtz 🙁 🙁
Don't accept friend requests from multis.
Barnabas - same comment, but thought you deserve a little variety...
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Vote no to Ajay!
Well well well, big bad "Barnabas" is running for Senate, who would have thought. Didn't see that coming. Sense my sarcasm?
Well first off, this is a boring article. You sound like a broken record, plus for some reason you can't stylize it.
"I will push for lower taxes across the board in the eAustralian economy." Is that before or after you use ALL your citizenship approval powers to bring in all of your PTO-ing associates?
"I will utilize my proposals in a way which my constituents feel would best assist them." Ummm... bullshit, let me edit that for you.....
"I will utilize my proposals in a way which I feel would best assist my PTOing attempt." There ya go.
No Ajay in VIC!
wtf are ebros....
Really? PTO? Last time I checked i've spent the past two decades of my life living in RL Australia... check your facts mate
Correction
You currently live in New Jersey and were born in 1989
New Jersey isn't Australian in case you didn't know
Oh yeah, forgot, two words "Barnabas"
STEPHANIE HERSETH
DF, you're a fail from the eUS, go away.
This Ajay Bruno multi has since been permanently banned for, well, being a multi, but in case he somehow gets back, just know that he will do for Australia what Ajay Bruno did for South Africa.
And that's not a good thing.
BANNED!
Will he be missed?
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Knock knock
Knock knock
Knock Knock,
Hello Barnabas, Ajay, anyone.
Looks like the sniper got my money then 🙂