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Day 2,466, 04:44
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by Alex Alx
- Ioane, te-am vazut. Nu e frumos sa-ti bati copilul.
- Pai, cum sa nu-l altoiesc, Gheorghe, daca merita? Vezi si tu cat e de obraznic...
- Nu e bine, Ioane, nu e bine... Ar trebui sa faci ca mine.
- Cum, Gheorghe?...
- Uite, pe mine cand ma supara astept si, inainte de a pleca la scoala, il imbrac cu un tricou pe care scrie ''Ponta-presedinte''...
Si il bat colegii...
Nevasta-mea are un robot de bucatarie electric, un storcator electric, un prajitor electric si zice ca sint prea multe in casa, nu are loc de ele unde sa stea. Asa ca i-am cumparat un scaun electric...
Doua maicute mergeau cu masina, cand deodata apare pe parbriz un vampir, foarte mare si urat. Maicuta din dreapta, ii zice la cea care conducea: - Da-i cu aghiazma!
Da ea cu aghiazma de la stergatoare dar nimic... Vampirul ramane acolo. - Da-i cu tamaie! Da maica cu tamaie dar tot la fel... vampirul nici nu se clinteste...
Disperata ca nu scapa de vampir, ii zice cea din dreapta: - Incearca cu crucea!!!
Scoate maica capul pe geam si... : - Fu.tu-ti crucea matii da-te jos"
Doi naufragiati intr-o barca in mijlocul oceanului. Dupa cateva zile, gasesc plutind lampa lui Aladin. Iese duhul si zice: - Ba, baieti, io nu mai am putere decat pentru o dorinta... Unul din naufragiati, insetat, zice: - Transforma oceanul in bere rece? Duhul se conformeaza. Celalalt naufragiat zice: - Boule! Acum trebuie sa ne pisam in barca!!!
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http://www.erepublik.com/ro/article/first-steps-in-erepublik1-2426928/1/20#comments
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/plato-missions-vol-3-2426947/1/20
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http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/friend-requests-comments-part2-2426821/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/tr/article/25-comments-for-arya-stark--2426959/1/20
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http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/samo-za-25-komentari-3rd-part-2426941/1/20
It seems 28 http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-missions-2-3-2425452/1/20
...and the last one?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-missions-3-3-is-this-the-final-straw-2426982/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/viva-viva-le-nuove-missioni-e-3-2426958/1/20
kom
http://www.erepublik.com/uk/article/-31-2426961/1/20
Please return:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/spam-statija-numero-3-2426997/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/in-ce-merita-sa-investim-2426646/1/20
# 25 !!
Ultimo esfuerzo! / Last effort!
http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/ultimo-articulo-last-article--2426955/1/20
Comment 4 comment!
http://www.erepublik.com/tr/article/da-t-m-give-away--2426960/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/mk/article/comment-2-3-2426970/1/20 Please comment and i give comment back
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Put your article in a comment of my article and I will comment it. Thanks.
Ponga el link de su articulo en un comentario de mi articulo y le devolvere el comentario.
2do Articulo: Me cago en Plato
http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/me-cago-en-plato-2426933/1/20
3er Articulo: La decadencia de los Articulos
http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/la-decadencia-de-los-articulos-2427004/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-1-2426984/1/20
3. part - finale - journalist mission - need 25 comments - GO!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/resavanje-misije-sa-25-komentara-treci-deo-2426989/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/25-komentari-ajde-deca-2427021/1/20#comments
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Please comment
http://www.erepublik.com/uk/article/v-4-2426025/1/20
Put your article in a comment of my article and I will comment it. Thanks.
Ponga el link de su articulo en un comentario de mi articulo y le devolvere el comentario.
2do Articulo: Me cago en Plato
http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/me-cago-en-plato-2426933/1/20
3er Articulo: La decadencia de los Articulos
http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/la-decadencia-de-los-articulos-2427004/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2-clanak-2427033/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/ua-newspaper-295482/1
iep!
http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/ayer-por-ti-hoy-por-mi-xd-by-plato-2--2427070/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/gaining-gold-with-sub-3-article-for-mission-2427561/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/new-trial-assigment-how-to-cheap-upgrade-your-strenght-2426759/1/20
comment needed!!!
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http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/gaining-gold-with-sub-3-article-for-mission-2427561/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/new-trial-assigment-how-to-cheap-upgrade-your-strenght-2426759/1/20
comment needed!!!
SUBS optional
comment for comment exchange !!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/comment-for-comment-exchange-2427721/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/cini-li-se-meni--2427825/1/20