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Banc nr.21 Matusa satisfacuta

Day 1,816, 08:53 • Published in Republic of Moldova

• by Mafiotka

O tinara vine la doctor cu un bebelus in brate.
- D-le doctor,cred ca e bolnav.Desi maninca bine,a pierdut 300 gr in ultima saptamina.
- Nici o grija,rezolvam,zice doctorul.Suge la piept sau ii dati lapte praf?
- De la piept,d-le doctor.
- Aha,atunci va rog sa va dezbracati ca sa va examenez.
Tipa isi da bluza jos,arunca si sutienul.Doctorul ii palpeaza sinii,o mulge,exameneaza indeaproape sfircurile si in cele din urma,nedumerit,pune gura si suge indelung de la ambii sini.Apoi,radios,pune diagnoza:
- Bine inteles ca slabeste copilul,dumnevoastra nu aveti lapte,doamna!...
- Normal,zice tipa.Eu sint matusa lui,dar oricum,imi pare bine ca am venit azi cu el!!!