Bamber pledges Eire Invasion if Elected

Day 1,229, 10:20 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Daeres

Following the roaring success of the TIGERBLOODED BAMBER yesterday, we at the BWP will now assist him in presenting the key portion of his foreign policy, and that is the Irish Reunion! For those dolts that can’t understand the reference I’m making this means INVADING AND CONQUERING IRELAND. Woldy has chickened out of invading Ireland in favour of Belgian fruit. He may have his reasons, they are not for me to judge. But BAMBER, or BOMBER as I prefer to call them, would have none of this, and would head straight for our rightful territory in Ireland!



How would Bamber go about this? The first option is the peaceful solution of demanding Ireland submit to our will. The second is that Maddog Jones, that loveable rogue, succeeds in convincing the government to be annexed and unified with us. The third is a massive commitment of UK military resources to utterly overwhelm the enemy. TANKS, TIGERS, BEARS. ALFAGREM. IAN PASSMORE. OUR FORCES WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN.



Why should we attack Ireland? Money. Why? Land? Why? Population. Still asking why? YOU SILLY MAN OF COURSE WE SHOULD ATTACK IRELAND, NOW STFU AND VOTE FOR BAMBER CP.



This man is not only a man who says every sentence in capital letters, as shown in our last interview. This man is not only above the English language, speaking only in MANGUAGE.
This man is the man who continues to fight to prove his destiny to the world. And his destiny is to lead us to victory in Ireland!

Support the BWP, kick business as usual to the curb!