Background for operation "TIN CAN"

Day 4,123, 02:44 Published in Netherlands Netherlands by nutty fox

Dear readers I am writing this even I know the local secret police will be getting more red flags about my stay here.

The General Intelligence and Security Service (Dutch: Algemene Inlichtingen- en Veiligheidsdienst (AIVD)and Militaire Inlichtingen- en Veiligheidsdienst (MIVD) is the Military Intelligence and Security Service of the Netherlands.These guys would be all over me if they found out any connection between the upcoming events and me.

After a long time I decided to enter once again into the world of local congress. Have not been active in politics for so long and this time I kinda just wanted to secure that all seats will be seated.

Over here in eNL every member will give out 50% of the gold back to the country, it used to be 100% the last time I was around here.

I had hardly got into my new office and tried to sort out law papers and tons of other documents regarding this congress seat, I heard a knock on the door.

Opened the door and what in the world did I find behind it. Well a delegation of dwarfs that wanted a sit down with me.

First of all they were concerned about the resource deal between eFinland and eBulgaria.
Because the oil is part of a rent deal, they expressed the worry that they could not drop vodka barrels in the oil flow and their business over in Lapland was at risk.
I explained to them that I have not had the time to investigate this deal since moved to eNL and have other things in my mind.

One of the dwarfs then asked “where is the room of maps?”. Maps? What do you mean maps?
We know and you know that Netherlands have a great history of naval routes and early business deals with countries far far away.
Hmmmm these buggers are up to something and I need to find out what they are planning.
“As you know we have a modified u-boat and we need maps to navigate to former colonies and find pirates, corrupt plantation or what ever business owners and all kind of rebel groups”. “We are sure that in the government building there has to be a map room and we need access into it”.
The dwarfs looked straight into my eyes and I understood they would not leave my office until I figured a way to hand them even some material.

These greedy bastards are seriously getting out of control and I am responsible to taking them a board in the first place.

“Ok stay here and don’t make a mess and I see what I can do for you!”

I studied the guide that had been handed out to all new congress members. There was a few potential rooms I had to take a closer look at.

I wondered around the building and asked a few members about a possibility map room. My cover story was that I am making a study in the trade routes and possible business ventures in the future.

Finally I managed to find a great person that had keys into the room I was looking for. I entered the library where was a separate room for old and new maps. I spent hours in there, making notes and copying sea routes and the also tried to find underwater sea bed maps. I could not find these and I understood that this knowledge must be found in Germany and USA.

I returned into my room and handed out my material to the dwarfs. I explained them that the underwater sea bed ones are not found here and I cant ask them from the USA since that would lead into a massive diplomatic scandal and my career over in eNL would be totally over.

I suggested them that maybe they need to find a way to get their hands on eGerman material. I explained that I have none existing contacts in there, so they would be on their own. Then again I could possibly make inquiries in eUSA from my private contacts if they could help conduct a clandestine spy mission over there.

Editors note: At this moment I will not admit that CIA has anything to do with overseas secret spy missions. Also I will not admit that my drone would give any support to this clandestine operation “TIN CAN”. If any group any where in eWorld comes forward and takes responsibility helping out the dwarfs, I have no knowledge of these actions.

Obviously the dwarfs needed to lay me out a secret contract, that would give a certain % of their vodka trade profits to the spy team that might get them the material they needed.

So begins operation “tin can”.