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Back to BC, Sheepishly...

Day 818, 17:30 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Monk Penman

I am a wholly wooly man,
With wool between my ears...
Forget your bash and bully plan,
I'll shed no further tears.

I'll not be led so sheepishly,
I'll think now for myself...
I'm going home to my BC,
Put fighting on the shelf!

You want my body, heart and soul?
You want me in your wars?
You'd better build a Q5 now,
With operating floors!

Come join me on the Wet Coast now,
We have the freshest snow...
Delivered by a whirly-bird
For our Olympic show!

Comments

Monk Penman Day 818, 17:45

Please vote, and subscribe too!

Dominik Day 818, 18:14

Monk Penman kicks so much ass...

Monk Penman Day 818, 18:23

Thanks Dominik... and I'm good with a whip, too!

TemujinBC Day 818, 18:23

Bleeet! Bleeeet!

Captain Salty Kushskins Day 818, 18:27

Sub..baa'd?
...

only atoms Day 818, 19:11

I'll meet you in New Westmintsauce. Get a hair cut.

Monk Penman Day 818, 19:21

only atoms... would you like a nice wooly Olympic toque? If so, maybe I'll consider the haircut... get out the knitting needles...

only atoms Day 818, 19:24

hmmmmm, wooly toque, is that code for some sex thing?

Monk Penman Day 818, 19:30

only in your dreams, atoms...

Citizen B Day 825, 21:50

Monk is da junk.
He smells not funk.
Vote for him Thursday,
and you ain't the punk.

Citizen B

LJSilver Day 826, 21:54

That was BAD Cit B.

Monk Penman Day 828, 17:37

The Monk is kinda funky
In a pleasant sort of way...
A little bit eccentric,
Not too smelly, you might say.

So if you think you're voting
For a filthy old fart...
Let me reassure you,
I am all of those, a part,

But I am also something
Of a writer, and a poet...
So help me get elected,
And I promise I shall show it!

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