Back at home!

Day 1,034, 08:28 Published in Czech Republic Czech Republic by Simonov



Hello to all of you!

I wanted to describe my returning to home, Czech Socialist Republic.

Five days ago I returned into erepublik after long rest. I decided to go back in Czech Republic where I started my activity with liberation of Czech Republic and organizing the Czech Socialist Party.

When I came to the airport of Czech Republic, first I wanted to go in my apartment and take a rest. Man gets tired from moving from India. But I saw poster on the walls: "Czech Socialist Republic for victory!". I was confused and thought that this is just poster for oncoming PP elections. I continued to walk down the street to my apartment. I decided to say hello to my comrades from CSP. CSP HQ was down the street, 200 meters from my building. I knocked on the door and saw comrades celebrating something. I heard lyrics from famous song Bandiera Rossa. Singing was so loud that you could hear it till my building. So I just came in and went for one bier. I saw many comrades, I think almost all party was there. I recognized my old comrades Aldameldo, Dr. Skin, Oktavijan and Feffo. They gave me bottle of bier and made me signing. After 15 minutes of loud singing they told me that Czech Republic became Czech Socialist Republic. I was amassed and started to jump. That was the best day in my e-life. We were partying till the morning. I was going home in 5 AM and was really tired. Some red truck was driving towards me and few men were throwing posters from the truck like mad. I cought one poster. It was like this:


I finally came back to my apartment and went to bed. I woke up at 1 PM and went to CSP HQ. I was so hungry but too excited to eat anything so I went to Aldameldo. He explained me how state will work and I was impressed. Like in my dreams. Communes are turning into state companies full with satisfied workers who has safe work place. I saw proposition for taxes which will destroy filthy capitalist companies and move workers to communes. Right-winged and opposition politicians are hidden in their homes or leaving Czech Socijalist Republic and make plans for „liberation“ of Czech Republic. They know in their hearts that they lost badly on their terrain (through democratic elections, not through revolution). Aldameldo told me that Utku Akin, our beloved president is making hard decisions with his ministers. CSR is saved for a month with MPPs with France and Serbia. Poland fail to conquer CSR and moral is boosting. People are joining the army and are willing to defend this potential socialist paradise. I am really surprised with reactions of communist winning.
Right-wingers are crying in Slovakia and running away from CSR. Few buses were going from CSR to Slovakia, full with nationalists and anti-communists. We didn’t make them leave, we didn’t open Gulags. They left their country and started to work against Czech citizens and government. That’s really sad to hear from anyone. Some anarchists threw Molotov cocktail on the bus so righ-wingers had to run from the bus across the border. Leader of the anarchists was Lin0leum, our old comrade. I wasn’t at these spots but Aldameldo is really good describer! I went in our canteen and eat some chicken with fries. I was so hungry, even Aldameldo tasted good to me. After lunch I went to Oktavijan’s office to ask him few things. After all, he is my Croatian comrade. We were pioneers of Croatian left-wing movement. He told me there is parade preparing in center of the city. Workers, peasants and new army recruits will march in front of the people and People’s government with Utku Akin on the top. Oktavijan and me went towards center with his red Lada to see the parade. When we were driving, I saw Czech and red flags on the windows of buildings and houses. We were driving near the bridge and I saw one homeless man .He was 50 years old guy. He had a beard like Marx but filthy. Dirty workers’ boots and was waving with the red flag in front of us. We pulled the car over and invited homeless to the parade. His name was Jan and he lost his job in times of right-wing capitalism. I asked him why he didn’t join the CSP commune but he said that he didn’t know about our communes. Oktavijan and me saw what mistakes we’ve made. I promised Jan to find him a job and place to live. That is for we were fighting for! Decent place to live and decent job to work! He was happy but shocked. He didn’t know there are people who want real justice. We arrived to the center and somehow found place to park Oktavijan’s Lada. We came just before start of the parade. We found spot from which we could see the parade. I saw aldameldo near president Utku. He was giving him a speech. I was hoping that aldameldo is sober after last night and that speech was correct. There is nothing worse than bad speech from president. Jan told us that parade started. First in the parade were little pioneers with white shirts, blue trousers and red scarves. Future of Czech socialism! There were fathers and mothers near me that were cheering for their children. Most of people didn’t know what is socialism and all theory which is describing community, economy, politics. Socialists and communists showed people how this system functions through these newspapers, letters, posters. People elected them because they know what they have to do for socialism and what socialism have to do for them. Pioneers gone through the parade in front of all these happy people. Now workers’ turn to show up. There were many workers from Škoda factory. They were wearing their working uniforms and flags, Czech and the red one. The International song started from instruments of Czech Army orchestra and workers began to sing. Atmosphere was sensational! I was shocked and amazed but Jan was singing with them. I asked him how he knows this song and he answered that I don’t know many things about him. I laughed. After march of workers, Utku Akin had a speech in front of new recruits of Czech Army. He noticed that these are hard times when fascists will attack us from the outside and will try to conquer us. I saw these recruits. They were mostly young kids, 17-22 years. Some of them didn’t have beard yet. Utku Akin gave them medals for loyalty. They were very proud but knew how tough times are waiting them. After parade Oktavijan, Jan and me went to CSP HQ to find Mr. Pollo. He is minister of education. We wanted to ensure that Jan will improve his worker skills. Jan thanked us but he said he has no place to live. Oktavijan told us that new buildings for workers are waiting to be built. We had no place for Jan so I invited him to my apartment. After dinner we went home and go went to sleep. The next day Jan made me breakfast and I thanked him. After fabulous meal we went to CSP HQ where Aldameldo already did few jobs. He is now following fascist movements in Slovakia and Poland. “These guys are preparing something bad but will finally fail”. These were words from Aldameldo. He is sometimes funny, sometimes freezing serious but you can’t see it on his face so I made him angry few times. He told me that Oktavijan needs me in his office. Jan and me went to Oktavijan’s office and just asked him what he wants. He asked me to make structure of social helping for workers. I was delighted to have this job and Jan could help me with this. But first we needed to see how workers breath. We went to local food factory and see how are workers going. They are satisfied but they asked me if we can help them financially in these hard times of transition. I told them that everyone will do for everyone. We will all help each other. He thanked me and scheduled factory meeting in which they will propose some solutions for social helpings. Me and Jan were on this meeting and I was just listening to see what will workers think of. They thought of free bread every Monday and Oktavijan noticed me that Škoda is making plans for special designs of new Škoda car series. Workers will have to drive them on electrical power and will charge them at home. I was amazed once again. Škoda engineers told Oktavijan that they knew about electrical power cars but capitalists didn’t allow them because in oil is bigger profit. I concluded that we will be far more in front of the others in few years. These people will love this life that they won’t allow anyone to touch their country. Jan and me went home and started to work on social helping categories, okay, I was writing and Jan was cooking dinner but he helped me a lot. In the meantime I wrote this article to kill boredom.

See you next time!

And yes, I almost forgot. Young Czech, JOIN THE ARMY!