Attention New Congressmen
Tyler F Durden
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For those new Congressmen out there, a word of warning:
FOLLOW THE RULES REGARDING CITIZENSHIP!
Each new Congressman is given the right to grant privilege of granting Canadian Citizenship to Immigration Applicants. We have been pretty good lately in regard to Citizenship granting, but that does NOT mean we can get lazy about it. Check the Closed Door Congress thread about this.
While shoe phones may seem cool, the only ones
who can have them are spies. You cannot haz shoe phones.
Yes, wrist watch cams are way cool, but they hurt.
Do not trust anyone who wears one, and for god's sake
don't leak vital Gov't secrets while talking to someone wearing one!
"Got a smoke?" is the most common phrase
you will hear from a spy when they want to glean
national secrets from you. Smoking causes cancer,
don't do it. Nobody likes chicks who smoke and guys
just look like they're tryin to be John Wayne.
What did the Duke die of? Thats right - Cancer!
Many Congressmen just run for the 5 gold and never show up to participate in Canada's Congress. The real danger to National Security is when these meat-heads grant citizenship for the XP or on Election Day to get more votes for themselves or for their Parties.
This is not how we keep a tidy ship folks.
Not all spies will be THIS obvious.
They will speak your language with poor structure and grammar,
have Maple Leafs in their avatar and will proclaim to love beavers
and hockey as our national sport - even tho our national sport is
Lacrosse.
Canadians - I ask you to hold your Congressmen accountable and be vigilant for the sake of National Security.
WE MUST PROTECT OUR BODILY FLUIDS!
Beware the dangers rife within Fluoridation!
Oh, and try to show up for a debate now and again - it helps you to get that 5 gold again!
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Comments
-anuu-
you get XP points for granting citizenship?
i'll stick to hese rules
Did we really need a whole article about me doing this?
FFS, I know the guy, so I think we should all calm down, and if anything goes wrong, ill take care of it! Yeesh.
Well at least that article isn't targeting only the UN.
But it's not nice to call angrymobman albeit absentee Congressman.
I didn't name anyone.
now now not all congressmen who let in bad guys are bad. just look at nicktheh he went on to be a good president of Switzerland despite letting in Cesar Augustus 😛
but good article TFD and all ye congressmen better listen or ol man scorp 'll beat ya!
Nicktheh is currently suspended for system exploits
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1635883" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/prof[..]5883
lol so is he still good? 🙂
o/ Panda!