ATTENTION KRAK-HEADS: The Krakken Campaign Headquarters Is Closing Its Doors

Day 2,081, 07:31 Published in Ireland Ireland by Arjay Phoenician III

You’re counted as a reader, you might as well vote!



‘Tis a sad day for this Irishman, as I have received news that my bestest buddy in the whole wild wicked world, ReleaseThe Krakken, has decided to quit this month’s bid for the Presidency of Ireland and, instead, offer support to EmperorPalpatine of the Independent Labour Party. As Party President of Saoirse Rogha Eire, he has officially given Palpatine their endorsement.

As such, my campaign is over, but my sadness is just beginning.

You may continue to be a Krak-Head if you like, but if you are looking for political expression for all things Krak, you will have to look elsewhere.

Disappointedly Yours,
Arjay Phoenician III


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