Attacking People? You're Doing it Wrong

Day 1,486, 10:16 Published in USA USA by Kooguy

Day 1,486 of the new world
December 15 2011
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Article Features
A Reflection
WHPR
Party President Elections
ONE Running
Why Can't we be Friends
The Ten Day Challenge
Endorsements
Reflection
I've enjoyed the last month in my eLife. Serving as a Party President has definitely been the best experience I've ever had. I had the opportunity to meet many players that I never would have met if I just kept my same old routine and stayed with the Feds. I won't bore my readers with everything that I accomplished, so let's get to the rest of the article

WHPR Press Corps
As many of you know I got a job at the WHPR in the Press Corps. So far I have written one piece, and even though it was only average, I'm proud to have contributed to the paper. Everyone in there is nice, and we get work done.

Israel Stevens is the leader of the Press Corps. In the first week we didn't achieve the goal of three articles a week. Israel made a nice speech about what we need to be doing, and the result was two articles last night. Gnilraps, who is the secretary of media, is doing a great job at assigning articles to people, and finding the right person to do the job. It's been very organized, thanks to our leaders.

Pizza Looks Like a Winner
I feel like I need to write something about this Party Presidential elections. How is it that for the second month in a row there was no official statement from the president or another leader telling people to vote for Piginzen. You can find my article from last month here.

Everyone's just begging for a rant from me. I can't understand how the supposed "enemy of the country" is so easily able to take control of a top five party. It's really not that hard to stop him. Even if there was a huge chain shout now we would easily stop him. So far there are no signs showing that we are making any attempt to make Piginzen the winner.

I mean, we're the United States, we should know better than this! I do have one question, though. There are no reports of Pizza's party members letting in any enemies into this country. I question whether or not he ever will.

Our Offensive
This war is going pretty good right now. Or so it seems. Sure, we're on the offensive, and we're pushing ONE back, but what we don't see is that ONE's region bonuses are still very high. Many of them are over 80%.

I think this will change soon, though. We'll start taking regions strategically, and we'll be very close to a full region bonus. We kicked their butts when they tried invading us, so let's see if we can fully wipe them now. This would surely spell victory for us.

Don't underestimate ONE. They're extremely powerful, and will probably come right back at us very soon. The key to winning this war is to not get wiped, and wipe our opponents. As long as we still have a couple of regions we can emerge victorious.

Kooguy for Congress
As a lot of you know I'm running for Congress. I really believe I'll get in this time. I will have large support from my party, and I'm great at getting voters. If you recall last time I ran I tied, but I lost because I had less experience.

This month I shouldn't have to worry about an INCI member beating me. I'm ready to campaign this month. I have much more experience than I did two months ago, so I will be ready to act if I am elected. You all should know my resume, PP of the Revolutionary Party, WHPR Press Corps member, I was on the Federalist Party News team for a while, and a captain in the Revolutionary Army.

Let's be Friendly
Lately there have been some people that have annoyed me beyond belief. I will not mention any names, but I will tell you my stance on everything, and why I have disputes with some people.

Overall you just have to remember this is a game. I don't attack people unless either I've been attacked first or one of my friends has. People try to make their name in this game by bullying everyone around them, but that's not how I play.

I have to make another thing clear. I don't care what your opinion is! If I completely disagree with someone, we can still be friends. The only reason I would dislike a person is because of the way they handle themselves. If you attack someone because you disagree with them, you're doing it wrong! Attack someone because they attack other people, there's no need to be rude in this game.
The Ten Day Challenge
That's right, I'm taking the ten day challenge. I have told my party what it is.
This is going to be a very stressful ten days for me. I'm going to attempt to get 50 members to join our party in ten days. The eleventh day will count, but I can't send any messages, or shouts, or articles. This day will be for people who I recruited to reach level 13 if they're only, say, level 9. One day and they'll be ready.

What are the chances in me getting 50 members? I'd say I have about a 10% chance, but I promise I'll go all out, and recruit every single player that has no party or is lost. At the end of each night I'll show how many members I'd recruited that day. The challenge will start Monday, whenever I first get online. If I can't start Monday I'll start whenever I can.


I'm trying to accelerate the already fast-paced growth of this party. We will eventually be a top five party, and I want to get there as soon as possible. Along with this I'll have to manage our voting members, and members who want to run for Congress. Overall I'm just happy that I'm making a difference.
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