AT THE BAR
Day 2,486, 15:32
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by SKYJACKED
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A man walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says "You can't bring your dog into here!"
The man replies "but this is no ordinary dog. You see, this dog can talk. I'll prove it to you. What covers trees?"
The dog replies "Bark!"
He asks "What's on top of a house?"
The dog answers "Roof!"
Finally the man asks "Who's your favorite baseball player?"
The dog says "Ruth!" The bartender immediately throws them both out.
The man says "What was that guy's problem?"
The dog answers "Maybe he's not a Yankees fan."
GRTZZzz
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THKSSS very much for helping out & hope i could make you smile to return the favor.
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Another attempt to spread some laughs arround
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/at-the-bar-2443805/1/20
Enjoy, Votes&Shares are appreciated THKS 🙂
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Sorry for the 2 mistakes above.
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no worries gorgeous 🙂
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A good one again, because I love dogs and have one. Dogs rules🙂
i like both 🙂
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I like to walk and talk with my small one 🙂
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Hahahaha nice one!
an oldie but a goodie...