Around the World in 60 seconds : Day 1,151

Day 1,151, 09:53 • Published in Canada Albania • by Roger Griswald


Todays highlights:
- Ukraine may finally be able to prevent an eRussian PTO next month
- eBulgaria and eMacedonia continue their volley, eBulgaria may have turned the tide
- eItaly continues to suffer losses in the ongoing battles with eSlovenia
- eSerbia distracts eCroatia in South Dalmatia

Quote of the Day

“already tried my best for you, and failed, and with that, I say my final goodbye, to the media, and eCanada.” - Wes Lewis (impeached CP of eCanada)





eUkraine

Following what has been a devastating series of attacks from eRussia, matters have improved slightly for the eUkraine today as eSlovakia voted the eUkraine their natural enemy and then immediately attacked Subcarpathia, one of four remaining eUkrainian regions.

The two eNations have worked out a deal where eSlovakia will capture one or two eUkrainian regions, thus preventing eRussia from capturing all of the eUkrainian regions. Should eRussia have taken all of the regions and been able to hold onto them past the 25th of the month (which is likely), then citizenship for the eUkraine would have become open affording eRussia the opportunity to PTO the eNations yet again. On or near the 23rd, the Ukraine will launch a resistance war to regain control of the eSlovakian region(s) and proceed with Congress elections.

The eUkraine, who has a stack of MPPs(ePoland, eCroatia, eChina and eRomania), is receiving little aid from their allies as other conflicts in Europe are drawing all of the attention.





eRepublic of Macedonia(FYROM) and eBulgaria

Following their success in the resistance war against the eRepublic of Macedonia(FYROM) yesterday, eBulgaria is hoping to build on the victory and continue their effort against eRepublic of Macedonia(FYROM). Today eRepublic of Macedonia(FYROM) attacked the eBulgarian region of Ruse, however with eRepublic of Macedonia(FYROM)’s allies, namely eTurkey, distracted by other battles, eBulgaria and her allies are experiencing marked success (securing the first three mini-battles of the day).

eGreece and eBulgaria are coordinating their joint offensive against the close allies of eRepublic of Macedonia(FYROM) and eTurkey in hopes of turning the tide in the ongoing conflict that has consumed all four of the southern Balkan neighbours and resulted in major baby booms in all four eNations.





eItaly and eSlovenia

eItaly just cant seem to catch a break in their war with eSlovenia, which has resulted in eSlovenia capturing more than half of eItaly’s regions. Today eSlovenia hopes to continue their success with the capture of the region of Abruzzo, a region rich in oil.

eItaly's supporters had launched resistence wars in the eSerbia occupied regions of Trol and Upper Carnlola, however these battles seem to not be drawing nearly as much fire power away from the eSlovenian battles in eItaly (eSerbia has committed a number of fighters to aiding eSlovenia) and as the battle is currently trending eSlovenia and her allies will take Abruzzo later today.





eSerbia and eCroatia

Following their successful expulsion of eCroatia from eMontenegro earlier this week, eSerbia has decided to, yet again, move against eCroatia’s native regions. Yesterday, the super power attacked South Dalmatia. However they did so mostly to distract EDEN members away from conflicts raging throughout Southern Europe. eSerbia has yet to even post battle orders directing its citizens to fight in the region, instead directing them toward the resistance wars in their occupied regions in eAustria and eSlovenia.

eCroatia should easily win the battle, currently finding victory in six of the eight mini-battles fought so far.



If you know of any global event that merits highlighting, please PM me and I will do my best to include them. Should there been errors in my coverage, please PM me or comment below and I will double check facts and make any corrections needed.

Oh and as always... trolololo away.