Around the World in 60 seconds : Day 1,084

Day 1,084, 10:33 • Published in Canada Albania • by Roger Griswald


Todays highlights:
- New Government of eCanada National Newspaper: SUBSCRIBE!
- eWorld Country Presidential election results; an overview
- eSpain facing serious assualts as eBrazil and eFrance take region after region
- eUSA pushed back in their war in Southeast Asia

Quote of the day:
“Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least the last five hundred years: to create a disunited Europe” - Sir Humphrey Appleby





Government of eCanada

The new Government of eCanada is up and running. As the Minister of Information in the Fox Blutch cabinet I will be working to ensure the eCanadians are informed and able to interact with their government. To this end, we have re-established the National Newspaper. All eCanadian’s are encouraged to subscribe to the paper as it will be the main artery for information from the Government of eCanada.





eWorld Country President Elections

Last week, Country President (CP) elections saw changes to administrations with a couple of eNations breaking long standing political take-overs (PTO). All in all it appears that the Pheonix PTO machines led by eSerbia and eIndonesia are starting to break down. The most likely cause of this is the fact that the Admin’s preventative measures against multis and illegal votes seem to be working.

Below is an overview of CP elections around the eWorld now that the dust has settle😛

eAustralia : Not PTOe😛 With their first election without the threat of a PTO, the people of eAustralia selected Wally Wilson to continue on as their CP (officially and not through a shadow govt.).

eBolivia: Not PTOe😛 talomedina of the Bolivia Unida Party faced no real opposition as the expected eArgentinean PTO barely materialised.

eBosnia and Herzegovina : Not PTOe😛 toroman of the Narodna Partija eBiH secured the CP winning 52% of the vote.

eCyprus: laswn of the eGreek backed Cyprus Democratic Party defeated Steoks of the eTurkish backed Kibris Turk Partisi [Party], securing 56% of the vote.

eMontenegro: the eSerbian backed Armon of the Jedinstvena eCrna Gora [Party] defeated the infamous former eUSA citizen Pizza The Hut of the Montenegro National Union, securing 72% of the vote.

ePortugal: Not PTOe😛 Malagueta of the Partidos dos Revoltados was able to hold off a PTO from outside forces following their open citizenship situation this month. Malagueta secured 67% of the vote.

eRussia: Not PTOe😛 as the main election the eWorld was watching, EDEN forces attempted to PTO the crippled Phoenix giant last week. With a total vote count of 2256 ballots cast (almost twice as many votes then there are current citizens living in eRussia - 1,200), mogaba of the Phoenix backed Constitutional Democrats narrowly held off alpho of the Soviet S.E.E.S. [Party], securing 50.89% of the vote, a victory margin of just 40 votes.

eSouth Africa : PTOe😛 The eHungarian led Progressive Party of South Africa held onto its PTO of the eNation securing 64% of the vote in the CP election.





eSpain

eSpain is in serious trouble today with battles in three of their seven remaining regions (Valencian Community, La Rioja and Basque Country), while they also have launched a assault of the region of Castilla y Leon, which was secured by eBrazil yesterday night. The region of Castilla y Leon is an important one for eSpain as it holds a border with three of eSpain’s regions including the eWorlds most profitable region of Asturias.

eSpain’s government has issued a call to all citizens to relocate to the region of Asturias in order to build up a fortress in the region (eSpain has purchased 3 hospitals in the region in the last 72 hours) . Both of the major alliances involved in the war for eSpain are aware of this and battle orders in nearly all of the top 15 eNations in the eWorld (and several others) have ordered soldiers to participate in the battles in eSpain, namely Castilla y Leon.





eUSA and eIndonesia

The eUSA has faced significant challenges in holding onto their beach-head regions in Southeast Asia against eIndonesian forces. While the eUSA was able to remove eSerbia from the area last week, the assault facing their ally eSpain has consumed much of the eUSA’s military resources. This has left the eUSA’s regions bordering eIndonesia vulnerable.

eIndonesia has capitalised on this vulnerability and successfully captured two of the eUSA’s regions; Southern Thailand and Peninsular Malaysia, leaving the eUSA with only two regions bordering the native regions of eIndonesia.

Today, the eUSA lost its region of Tamil Nadu (in Southern India) to a Phoenix-member initiated resistance war. The region is crucial to the eUSA’s plans in the region as it its the only region on the Asian continent with a border to Southeast Asia. Immediately following their loss in the region, the eUSA launched a counter attack to regain the region. eIndia has ordered citizens to not fight in the region and allow the eUSA to regain control of it.



If you know of any global event that merits highlighting, please PM me and I will do my best to include them. Should there been errors in my coverage, please PM me or comment below and I will double check facts and make any corrections needed.

Oh and as always... trolololo away.