Around the World in 60 Seconds : Day 1,025

Day 1,025, 14:51 Published in Canada Albania by Roger Griswald


Todays highlights:
- eRussia pushed out of Western-Europe completely
- eAustralian Government fights PTOers by passing humorous laws
- eFrance taking back its regions from the eUK
- MOAR WAR breaking out in the eBalkans

Quote of the day:
“California girls, We're unforgettable, Daisy Dukes, Bikinis on top, Sun-kissed skin,
So hot, Will melt your popsicle! Oooooh Oh Oooooh...” - powerown64 (sings Katy Perry’s immortal lyrics)

Hear him sing it here : http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/powerown64-rocks-out-katy-perry-s-california-girls-live-on-teamspeak--1511976/1/20 (OH AND VOTE IT UP!)





eFinland and eNorway

eFindland has successfully removed eRussia from both Scandinavia and Western Europe. With their victory in Nordjylland, Denmark today, eRussia has been removed entirely from all regions that the eNation had captured in the eWorld, leaving them with the remnants of their original regions (EDEN/Brolliance nations have captured eRussia’s Eastern regions). While this is a victory for the small scandinavian eNation, it is important to note that eRussia is a top ten eNation, with over 8,000 citizens and committed very little effort toward keeping their Scandinavian regions.

Near the close of the battle for Nordjylland, eNorway (with eFinaland’s help) started a resistance war in their former region of Tröndelag. The region is perfect for eNorway to commence their move back into Scandinavia as it only borders eFinland and eSweeden, who are both allies.

Today the eFinish Department of Defense stressed the potential attack on the resource rich region of Vestlandetin from the eUK who has, according to the statement made threats recently against eFinlanish controlled region. In the statement out of Helsinki, the orders also asked citizens to move from the region and offered moving tickets to citizens in need.





eAustralia

A week following the election of Hinokai as Country President, the eAustralian Government has been in a bitter political battle between the eIndonesian led political take-over(PTO) group Angel/Demon and the RL Australians led by Hinokai.

Over the last 5 days Hinokai and allies have been proposing dozens of laws filling up the law proposal menu, thus slowing down and confusing the PTOers from presenting their own laws. While the vast majority of laws tabled by Hinokai have been rejected, yesterday a law to impose a trade embargo against eIndonesia passed with a vote of 16-15. While not much information could be found in the debate area (www.indonesians have ugly hats.com) to explain the vote, the humour of the eIndonesia PTOers voting to impose a trade embargo against their mother nation is not lost on eAusi citizens.

As the eAustralian congress is still controlled by the Angel/Demon group whose Poison and Perish Party holds 66% of the seats, the eNation is still considered to be partially PTOed. Work is already underway in eAustralia to mobilize Congress candidates to break the PTO on September 25.





eFrance

Today, eFrance began taking back the regions it willfully gave up allowing the eUK to attack eSpain last week. As you may remember, the eUK had conquered the regions with the help of the eSpainsh President Ramso (now impeached) in an attempt for eUK to strike a major blow to eSpain, by capturing the majority of its regions before Ramso could be forced out of office.

While there has been speculation over the last week as to why the eUK was still in possession of the eFrench regions and whether they would be using them to launch additional attacks. Today eFrance silenced the rumour (somewhat) by starting resistance wars in two of the five regions. The eUK is expected to retreat from the regions, transferring them back to eFrance without opposition.





The eBalkans

The brief peace in the eBalkans yesterday came to an end as a resistance war was started by eBosnia and Herzegovina (eBiH) today, in the hopes of recapturing the region of Brcko District from eSerbia.

The region was captured by eSerbia on Day 1,020 when it appeared that eSerbia’s PTO attempt on eBiH would fail. While eBiH has called for assistance with the battle, the lack of other fights happening throughout the eWorld should allow eSerbia to focus much of its attention on holding the region.



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Many of you suggested that I post my article in several eNations to expand my base of daily readers into other nations. Acting on this suggestion I will begin posting my article in multiple countries on one day every week. Today was the first day of this, as you may see in your news feed I have posted today's article in South Africa, Japan, Australia, USA, Ireland and of course my native Canada. (the countries will rotate)

In order to not offerend subscribers by filling up your inbox with my paper, I have decided to only post the story in more than one place once every week. Every other day I will be posting in Canada, thus not causing much annoyance to you all.


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