Army of One

Day 2,276, 21:29 • Published in USA USA • by Jude Conners

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Greetings and Salutations, My Fellow Americans and Ajay:

As we all know, the party presidential election season is upon us. The day we click the button to vote for the leader of our respective sandboxes... er... political parties. It's the day that we appoint someone to head our cliques into the next month. It's the day we place a figurehead upon our core communities in the New World. It's a day we should elect someone who best represents our party.

It's also a day to be on-guard against PTOs that can have important ramifications in the future, so do your part if your party is safe.

REMEMBER:
When you log-in, look for shouts and check the White House Press Room prior to voting. If you can, get on IRC and join the #voting room to get instructions to help safeguard the eUSA against domestic terrorists like Ajay Gipper Hut.

Only YOU can prevent PTOs.

I hereby ask the Freedom Party for its continued support as party president. I believe I am uniquely qualified for the following reasons:

➀ I am not a party-hopping egomaniac.

➁ I have been party president for who knows how long now;

➂ I cannot lead the party into a bad political position because I don't participate in politics;

➃ I am the only member of the party; and most importantly,

➄ I did NOT buy votes for this article.

Please allow me to continue to serve... myself!


Jude Conners
RadioStar