Arise SEES

Day 1,131, 12:05 Published in USA USA by S.E.E.S

Greetings my dear brethren and other curious observers, it has been a little while since I addressed you last. Today, as you are well aware is Congressional election day. I encourage you all to vote S.E.E.S, to help further the glorious cause of Dio himself. I come to you today with a troubled heart, oh dear S.E.E.S. We have fallen as a party, and we must arise to reclaim the spot as the best party in America.



We must perform the will of Dio

I compare our party history to that of the career of Mariah Carey. We were on top and then we made a horrible movie, married a failed Nickelodeon star, and got preggo. However, all is not lost my dear friends. So it is today, on Christmas, that I call you to arise SEES. Arouse yourselves my comrades, our good creme must rise to the top, and we must plaster ourselves all over the face of this Nation. The pig disgusting have ruled this nation long enough and we have turned from the ways of Dio. We must return to his teachings as he has now returned to guide us to excellence. Grab your sword oh soldier, and use it for the glory of Dio.



For those of you who have no idea what I am talking about, I encourage you to join our party. You have probably heard several rumors about S.E.E.S, and while most of these are true, rest assured that we have several enemies. Greatness invokes jealousy. Our enemies have led many falsely astray. I beg you dear Americans, do not let these bastards poison your mind. Make your own decisions America, and do not let others make them for you. False prophets and the pig disgusting surround us and they do not have your best interests at heart. Remember, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. It is on that note that I simply ask you to give us a try, you may be surprised as to what you find.



In closing to the other parties, get ready. Old S.E.E.S is coming back. For too long have we been dormant as we watched America suffer. The God Emperor has returned to us this glorious season, and we must ourselves arise. This is a call to all. Members of S.E.E.S sharpen your minds and weapons as we prepare for battle. Non-affiliated citizens, I ask that you strongly consider joining us as we embark on our glorious mission. To the other parties, you have the choice to work with us or against us and I encourage to make the right decision (hint: It’s the first one).

SEES AT HOME, SEES IN THE WORLD

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