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Here is the second part to the Pirates Tale series. Enjoy!

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The Search for the Kings Treasure Continues



Narrator: Argh ye mateys, our two crews have already been at sail for weeks end. Their supplies are running low as the hunt for the Kings Treasure continues.

The Dioists, run by Capt Emerick were last seen in Pakistan, trying to pray to their god, Dio Brando, so that they may get additional supplies. Last I heard, they be headin off to the beach of South Africa as well, it should be a fight I tell you, a good ole’ pirate brawl.

Capt. Roger’s crew is currently on the beaches of South Africa, fighting some Brazilian scum-rats for key supplies and a few spare diamonds that the Brazilians are holding. These supplies are necessary because Capt Roger’s crew only has turnips left on the ship, and who the f*&# likes turnips.

Present Day:

The Brazilians have been stopped for now, as they retreated to their Troll Headquarters along with their Serbian pirate brothers. However, their constant trolling could still be heard by the Can Into Space crew. The distant, but constant trolling from the defeated Brazilians and the few Serbs was starting to bother the crew.



“Marcus, hand me some of the ale eh’”, exclaimed Jewitt.

“Don’t listen to the fool Marcus, you bes’ hand me some of your ale”, explained Captain Rogers.

“You want to go ole’ man! I’ll cut you!” shouted Jewitt.

“Well, I mean, I can’t pee because I don’t have a penis…remember. So, you guys can have my ale”, Marcus stated.

“But…you still need to drink mate? How the bloody f&^* can you drink and not excrete the substance?" John Sykes stated with his ridiculous Australian accent.

“Shut up, all of you! Give me your freaking ale Marcus!” Capt Rogers yelled.

Wait, actually, according to my calculations. If we use the ale as a fuel, you know, to lit fires, we can then use the fire too…” Sydiot started to explain.

“Shut your pie hole you bloody idiot!” exclaimed Myles Robinson.



Narrator

It was clear that the Can Into Spaces crew was struggling to get along. However, I’m sure they’ll be alright after they find the supplies that the Brazlians have been hiding along the beach. Let’s take a look aboard the Dioist’s Ship, the American Advancement Party Ship.

“I think your time is done Capt. Emerick!”, shouted Max McFarland 2, “It’s time for a new captain!”

“You think you can take over this ship, and just remove all of the crew members who are ‘dead weight’! You can’t just throw them overboard, they be members of this crew too ya scoundrel!” Emerick shouted back.

“I can be the Captain if you guys want…” exclaimed Pizza the Hut.

The rest of the crewmembers all stopped with their ship duties, and turned to state at Pizza the Hut. Their eyes were fixated on their shipmate. The tensions grew high.

“Ahhhh, no don’t throw me off!” shouted Pizza the Hut as he was being thrown overboard by Gaius Julius and Mr. Woldy.

“You’ve been a pain for too long you bloody blagard!” exclaimed Mr. Woldy

“We be placing the ‘Black Spot’ on you”! exclaimed the transfer-pirate from Hungary, Zoli.

“Davey Jones Locker you be going to know!” Capt. Emerick shouted as he laughed erratically.

After Pizza the Hut, along with Ajay Bruno, his Siamese twin, were thrown overboard. The crew resumed their argument as to who should take over the ship.

“Where was his gold pouch? We could use that”, questioned Ship Accountant, AidenAstrup.

“Who cares!” exclaimed Max McFarland 2, “This ship be mine for the taking now!”

“Sail Ho!” shouted Dischmds

As the crew continued to argue, Dischmds spotted a plot of land not to afar. It just so happened that they had arrived on the beaches of South Africa. The land of gold, diamonds, riches! The land where the Brazilians had extra supplies

“Spice the mainbrace! (English translation: Have a drink boys!)” Shouted Capt. Emerick.



Narrator

So it seems that the two crews are finally going to meet. It should be quite the occasion. Stay tuned laddies, and subscribe to thy paper for Part 3, or you be walkin the plank hardy har har. Yo hoo yo hoo, a pirate life for me!

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Marcus Patterson
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