Argentina Bombards Peru, Turkey on the Fritz, European Slugfest, Day 1164

Day 1,164, 18:56 • Published in USA United Kingdom • by HobbitTon


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Argentina Breaches Peru, Conflicts Continue with Bolivia
Day 1,164 brought the forward momentum of Argentina as it established official ties with PANAM and invaded neighboring country, Peru, at Low Andes. This expected attack came after a sly move from a Peruvian to start a resistance war in Bolivian Altiplano to negate the effects of this Natural Enemy law, but even the Peruvian victory of regaining that region was short-lived as Argentina invaded back with resilience and proposed another Natural Enemy law against Peru after the previously botched one. Interestingly enough, the Peruvian military has alerted citizens not to fight in the Low Andes battle until the fourth crown has been hit since this is only a border region.

On the eastern side of the Argentina, the Argentina-Bolivia conflict continues to bleed open. Early into Day 1,164, Argentina met Bolivian forces at Beni and Cochabamba. Despite being on their own turf, Bolivia has not had any open international assistance as they have no alliances with any country. On the other hand, Peru has eight allies, but this conflict seems to be more domestically driven. Still, the firepower from Argentina has been immense, and they will most likely take that Bolivian region.

On the opposite side of the battlefield, Argentina has also been playing defense today on the Bolivian occupied region of Santa Cruz. Santa Cruz has been heavily contested in the last several weeks because of its rich abundance of rubber. At this current time, Argentina has only one rubber region, Santa Cruz, and Bolivia has none.



USA Meets Border with Turkey, Attacks Iran
In lieu of the current fiasco relating the USA bombardment of Iran, President Haliman publicly proclaimed his true intentions of the Iranian campaign three days prior. While at first, many citizens were uneasy about the rash decision of attacking this country, but the overall picture was hazy. For the first time since Jewitt's presidency, the USA will make an attempt to sneak into mainland Europe. With that being said, the USA has to invade a Greece infested Turkey before they can make this progress. Because of that, be on the look out for the USA attacking Eastern Anatolia in the coming days.

Due to the rules of the Natural Enemy law, the USA has not finished their onslaught on Iran. Because a peace proposal was not proposed in the last twenty-fours hours after the last attack, the USA auto-attacked Fars midway through Day 1,164. Despite publishing vague military orders in order to inform the masses, Iran has slipped its aggression towards its domestic battles in the last several days.

Turkey Makes Offensive Strike, Actions Seem Bleak
Greece has dealt the offensive card in the Anatolia Peninsula since the start of their campaign, but Turkey has seemed to make an attempt to rebound against their toga wearing adversaries to regain a crucial region. Turkish forces marched into Central Anatolia on Day 1,164. The region has been held in high regard due to its specialty in saltpeter which is a reason why Greece invaded it in the first place. With that being said, Greek forces did rebound against that attack and have been leading it ever since. Due to this script boycott by the citizens of Turkey, no orders have been published by the country, but Greece has not held back with its attacks.

Out of the general assumption that Greece will keep hold of Central Anatolia, the future of Turkey is bleak. Abruptly glancing through their media, an article caught my eye. It depicted the recent chaotic events plaguing Turkey. Day prior, Turkey openly had peace negotiations with Iran. Furthermore, Turkey has been limited to two regions, thus holding them at the brink of political wipe. To counteract this, Turkey has indeed expressed interest in joining PANAM due to their frustration with Serbia and Hungary.



Hungary and Romania Switch Blows, Croatia Assail Serbia
Acquiring Northern Great Plain, Romania was able to catapult themselves deeper into Hungary with an attack on Northern Hungary as dusk rose on Day 1,164. Romania's two month old Neutral Enemy law against Hungary has been negated with Hungary's own Natural Enemy law against Romania. The region has been a target for Romania because of its iron potentials, but the attack has been a flop for Romania as they had a higher priority elsewhere. Being a must keep region, Hungary published these alerts and has held the site all day, but as it stood, another battle was taking place right next to it.

This time Romania has been playing defense. A well timed resistance sprang up by a Hungarian, dragonoys, in the Romanian occupied region of Northern Great Plain. The battle itself has proven to been quite evenly matched. A win for Hungarian resistance forces would result in bouncing Romania back into their original country, thus proving their recent attempts to be futile. Although, even with that set back, this conflict will not be resolved that easily.

Last but not least, Serbia has been defending its only grain region, West Sprska Republic, against Croatian forces on Day 1,164. Although it was their own attack, Croatia has not displayed much desire to take over this region as their mouse buttons were set on other places like Northern Hungary. Serbia will easily secure this region.



That's All Folks
Let me start by apologizing to all my humble readers as I have not been able to do these articles as frequently as I once hoped. Rather, I have been trying to do them as often as possible. With that being said, I have saved out a decent chunk of free time on the weekends in order to devote to this. Continuing with the war portion, the USA has claimed it will be entering mainland Europe since a very long time. Turkey has been on the fritz lately on domestic and international issues plaguing the sovereignty. It will be interesting to see how the country will develop from here on. Before I go, I do have a question for you, audience: How do you like my war reporting? What do you want to see in the near future?



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