Application to become dictator
Releasethe Krakken
Above is our current dictator. Imposing? No!
Strikes fear in the hearts of our enemy? No!
R the poppy lice afraid of him? No
So how can this be our undemocratically elected dictator?
How can a dictator remain in office for 3 months? Are we trying to emulate Fifa
(Fixes [games /tournaments] Indulge [in bribes] Forget [corruption] Arse*
and Septemus "never missed a bribe" Blabber - mouth. I am confident everyone I bribed will vote for me.
Well to say that I will be a bad dictator is not the truth. During my glorious reign all will be united in hard work and toil.
People will be
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Yay 😒. Krakken for dictator. Yay
I was being sarcastic
why?
Tara C for dictator
tara c ? what does tara c offer that I dont?
Your saying you are going to make us work very hard. Yes I agree we need a stronger leader but it sounds like you are trying to make us slaves.
slaves my dear man... no hard workers. up the workers!!!
I agree we need harder workers but you make it sound like you want slaves.