George Armstrong Custer
Things are not always what they seem.
:: These Parties are fakes. These guys bought small low ranked Parties and changed their names to fool you. Look at these fake Parties' rankings and membership numbers.
::: They've spelled "Military" in AMP as "miiitary" so the middle capital I looks like a lower case L
::: Same thing in the spelling of Federalist-- that's an upper case I looking like a lower case L.
:: They outright stole the real AMP and Feds' Party avatars to further deceive you.
:: Look at the fake AMP and fake Feds Parties' pages yourself. Compare with the real AMP and real Feds Party pages.
:: The real AMP and Feds support the Unity candidate.
Dateline: Friday October 5, 2012 (Day 1,781)
Location: At home, at peace, at one with the world
Reporter: George Armstrong "Old Man" Custer
Is It Really Such a Tough Call?
Okay, so the pre-election selection of a Unity candidate should have been handled better.
And the Unity candidate is really not a likable guy.
But election day is here, and this is what we have.
Vote for Pfeiffer, or vote for the people who are so arrogant as to lie right to your face on election day.
Join the cadre of whiney punkass malcontents who support these liars, and hand America over to a coalition of enemies.
Go ahead, reach behind you with your right hand, push the shiny little lever, and flush America down the crapper.
Because liars are so much better than a guy who's a well qualified jerk.
George Armstrong "Old Man" Custer
Beware of Dorkness
They'll Do Anything to Win
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