Another Sausage Thrown into the Fest: An Article About Presidential Ambitions

Day 492, 15:56 • Published in USA USA • by Nathan Woods

Good after ladies (what few wimminz there are) and gentlemen (teenagers most of you 😛), for those of you who've never heard of me, I am Nathan "The Winnzorz" Woods. I am running for President of the United States of eAmerica in April. I hope that after I get done introducing myself I will have won a few of votes of confidence from those of you who are reading this, when we gave you a choice of water boarding and this. It should now be apparent to most of you that you made a grave mistake.

I have been playing eRepublik for 7 months and am only slightly younger than my Vice Presidential pick. I have lived in Oklahoma for most of my eRepublik life and coincidentally live there in real life (not that any of you care 😛). I am one of those so-called pig disgusting "Beta-giants," (thanks again Ananias, you 40 year old virgin). For those of you who don't know, in Beta there were such things as Mayors, and the regions were not states, but the capital cities of states. That aside, I lost to Leroy Combs in my race for Mayor, but he was kind enough to appoint me Vice Mayor.
I soon became a National Guard Squad leader and at that time was an AAP member. I was appointed ambassador to Canada during Benn Dover's presidency.

I later left the AAP and was one of three founding members of Ramrod. This party has since undertaken many changes and is now known as the Nationalist Party. I have been elected to the Party Presidency of the Nationalist Party three times, a feat only accomplished by a few other party presidents, including my Vice Presidential pick.

I am also a three time Congressman from Oklahoma during which times I served as the Chairman of the Congressional Budget Committee. I had to leave the Marines for Congress as a Marine has to be able to leave the nation at the drop of a hat, or echo 😛. While a Congressman I took part in the following epic bill arguments:

* PANEC Taxes
* Impeaching Sam (Part one, two, and three!)
* Me-Hee-Co
* Whether or not to keep getting Bud Light for our meetings

I am currently Congressional Coordination Committee Leader (in the Nationalist Party).
My nominations were given to me by five pretty awesome parties. (But then erep glitched, and it took me out as a candidate) . So I am hoping to get those back. 😛


My Vice Presidential Pick

I'm sure you're all wondering, who is this Vice President he referenced more than once in his biography?

Well my pick is a close friend of mine who is well received and well respected within the eUSA political society. His name, Ian John Locke IV.

Ian John Locke IV is 8 months old and a three time party president of the AAP. He is a three time congressman and he will tell you everything about himself in his own article, (Instead of in this piece of penguin bowling crap, a wise choice I might add.)

Btw, I hear he likes long walks on the beach and Freedom Fries 😛



EDIT: New cooler article! Vote eet up 😉