Another boring article about the screwed up French baby boom

Day 661, 10:16 • Published in Serbia Hungary • by montaigne

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I have read several articles on the French baby boom, and since baby boom is an isse which is very close to my hearth I decided to also write my article insted of trolling other’s articles.

About baby mortality
-There is no reason to argue about facts, Hungary is the best keeping the babies alive, but the Serbs, the Romanians and the Baltic states are also good. The Russians are coming at a distance, then the Poles. The others I would say are underperforming.

The make or brake I believe is the desire to live. The Hungarian Index generation (most of the 130 Hungarian Field Marshalls are Index babies) have been born with an above the average desire to live. We have survived to the first days of blindness, we survived bugs, boredoms, and we have also survied trap companies done by Atlantis forces.

Hungarian baby-boom could have never happened without Quicksilver’s articles. Tip my hat for her articles and her initiative. Her words were so deeply „touching” me, that I can still remember her sentences many months afterwards. We know, that Quicksilver was a difficult person. We know, sometimes she was badly mannered (never to me),…but now that she is gone I kindly ask everyone only to remember the good things about her.

Quicksilver is gone. Hungary will never have so many high quality babies as she could deliver. But Hungary still has to consider the opportunity of organic growth due to daily 100 babies comming basicly from nowhere.

And what happened to the French?

I guess they screwed it up not just a little bit, but big time. To me it looks like they have successfully TO-ed themselves.

-They hit their babies with ridiculously high taxes.
-Their children did not get that sort of care which they should and many of them starved to death.
-They did not accept help, saying that if they could take care of 50 babies, than they can also care of about 5.000 as well.
-They lost the part of the war they were responsible for

Meanwhile: they were NOT under foreign occupation, they did NOT have a Martian government, their media was not trolled by Sucko & Co, their leaders were not banned, their currency was not screwed up in monetary attacks. (does it sould familiar?)


What should be done differently?

-PEACE nominate a Global commander for baby-care. Hopefully not a corrupted one.
-The baby-care commander should have the right to act on his own if local people are doing stupidities (See France).
-The baby-care commender should have about 2000 Q1 Food (preferably chocolate) in his pockets. Babies are usually happy to get chocolate free of charge.
-Food (chocolate) should be distributed by highly qualified members of the PEACE army (Hungarian, Serbian, Indonesian) along with a short message: „you can turn to me in a PM any time, good luck”.
-Some money (50 Gold) would be good to have in order to make the local administration more flexible, more cooperative.
-Get in touch with the future Media Moguls of the country. Address them with message like: „heya, mate, can U translate this article and publish it in your newspaper?” Hungarian (Serbian) army will give U 3-400 vote + subs and you will be TOP Rated in the International Media for 24 hours.
-Have in another pocket about 50-60 pcs of Q5 weapon, as this would be a good „message-carrier” to the local decisinmakers and influencers. They would realise how good is to stay in a queue where things are distributed free of charge.
-The baby-boom commander should search and indetify the trap-companies, since I can almost guarantee that a Peace baby boom will automaticly produce trap (genocide) companies. Only a qualified commander would be able to fight efficiently against them.

What should NOT be done?

-Do not write messages like "turn to a mentor". There could be 100 mentors, so which one is to be contacted? It should be the other way aroun😛 mentors should contact the babies like: "Hi, my name is Montaigne, if U speak English, I could be your mentor"
-Do NOT write „go in XY room on mibbit! Instead explain in details: Type: www.mibbit.com. Click BLABLA button. Type in the top left window your name in the game. Copy paste in the top right window „#welcome” and we wait you there to answer your questions. When you are there, in the bottom line write „I am a newborn baby please help me!”
- Do not let the local (unexperienced) people to solve their problems alone! It won’t work!

Short explanation to my Serbian readers:

I wrote this article mainly for my Hungarian readers. But I could not escape from my faithful Serbian subscribers, who immediatelly started to demand an English traslation. I was iresponsible saying, that ok, I do it if I get 100 votes, which is a high number in Hungary, but I got them in less than 1 hour. So, I had to keep my word.


Thanks for the votes in the Hungarian version

montaigne