Announcing: Te Pori
WahooBob
Kia Ora my fellow New Zealanders.
I have a very important announcement to make today, followed by a cartoon by Dncelyn. I am not running for president of New Zealand or any other country. Instead, I am going to be running a militia, along with Gaius Marcus and Marcos Arolia.
In an unrelated note, Adam Reese has been named the official Presidential candidate from the New Zealand Solidaridy Union. This is an unfortunate mistake by our party president, and certain “features” of eBugpublik are preventing him from correcting this.
Why does New Zealand need a militia?
To be honest, I wish we didn’t. The official army, though, has suffered an endless number of setbacks and never really got off the ground. NZDF, as it is called, was first started before New Zealand was really even on the map. Many people joined, but since we had no treasury, they had no money. The leadership was harassed in the media and on the forums for accepting funding from Max McFarland 2 to pay for a deployment to Pakistan against India. With no money and no battles, people quickly lost interest. By the time a Congress could be elected and money donated to the army, the majority of the people once involved had gotten bored and moved on to something else. In it’s current stage, the NZDF is run by Bass Junkie (who is on a leave of absence due to RL problems) and a Serbian who’s name escapes me because I have never seen him on the forums or in the media. There has not been a deployment of the NZDF since the Pakistan trip, and many players report being ignored by the admissions staff.
So tell us about this new militia.
It will be called Te Pori, a Maori word meaning “The People.” Since the vast majority of the Serb/Slov Congress refuses to negotiate with other parties and donates to their own private treasury, Te Pori will be self-sufficient. This means that members will be working in commune-style companies for wages approximately half of the current market value. This is common in most other paramilitary groups. In exchange for this labor, militia members are promised food for battles at least once per week and for all major battles. We will expect all members to be active, participating on the community forums and in IRC.
What’s in it for me?
In addition to the food for battles (and perhaps sometimes weapons), the biggest advantage to joining a militia groups is the community. In many aspects of this game, it is all about who you know. By joining a group of other active New Zealanders like yourself, you are building bonds and connections that may last for years. In Te Pori, no one person is better than another; we are all equals. You can also expect that Te Pori’s leaders will always be active and ready to answer any questions and concerns our members might have.
Who will you be fighting for?
First and foremost, Te Pori is a New Zealand militia. We will place defense of our own isles as the highest priority. We will not fight exclusively for nor against PanAm, EDEN, (what’s left of) Phoenix, or any other group. We will fight for New Zealand.
Who can join Te Pori?
Anybody who has New Zealand citizenship is welcome to join our militia. We do ask that members are active in the New Zealand community forums, and that all members work in a commune company for around half of a normal wage.
Anyone who is interested in joining, or learning more about Te Pori can send a PM to myself, Gaius Marcus, or Marcos Arolia. We are accepting applications starting right now (and will actually be responding to them, too!)
What about that Dncelyn comic you promised me?
Here it is, the third edition of Weekend Update’s DNComics:
As always, click on the image for a larger version
Comments
I'm currently running the NZDF is Bass' absence, as soon as we have resolved some issues which are out of our control the army will be ready.
Nice
TE PORI! KA MATE KA MATE, KA ORA KA ORA.
Sounds like a great idea, count me in for support and joining.
WelshLa😛 I would love to believe that, but that is the same story New Zealanders have been told for two months.
"WelshLa😛 I would love to believe that, but that is the same story New Zealanders have been told for two months"
Sad but true.
"WelshLa😛 I would love to believe that, but that is the same story New Zealanders have been told for two months"
Sad but true.
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This right now is like the worst time to found a militia. With the removal of orgs + a totally new economic module you'll have a very hard job. GL though
@PrinceofAustria:
We are aware of the unfortunate decision by Admin to remove orgs. It has made planning more complicated, but I am convinced we will be able to manage, and that we will persevere and have fun in eRepublik despite the way it is built.
Come on dude, chill out. Aotearoa has over 60% of congress and it doesn't have to negotiate with other parties. It would be the same thing if your party had overwhelming majority in congress.
NZDF doesn't need to deploy to other countries because this government got us favorable MPP which allows us to fight from home with minimal costs. Under this administration NZ is pushing forward and you don't like that.
It's a good idea to form militia because militias are great if you want to keep population active. Serbia is a country with most active population and that's all thanks to paramilitary units which form 60-70% of Serbian armed forces.
Vote.
interesting
Don't spread lies, WahooBob. It's unbecoming of a journalist.
I was part of Aotearoa, and Gaius Marcus approached me and asked me to join his party so that he could run me, since kurojca already had Aotearoa's vote.
I have done little to deserve such treatment, even as a joke.
"WelshLa😛 I would love to believe that, but that is the same story New Zealanders have been told for two months"
Sad but true.
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Wahoobob didn't say it outright but another reason to rely on a grassroots militia and not join the NZDF is the NZDF will not ALWAYS fight for the best interests of eNZ. That is true of any national military and not mudslinging in the least.
A national militia such as Te Pori has no 'strings attached' or bindings to it and will always freely fight where it thinks eNZ needs the damage.
My apologies Adam, you're absolutely right. You have done nothing to deserve being nominated for CP, even as a joke.
I complained earlier about my application to the military being ignored. The reasons have been explained to me and now I am content to wait for the NZDF to be relaunched.
Good luck with it if this is what you choose to do, but I think this is a divisive and unneccesary action for a nation as small as ours.
Divisive? Many countries have militias, even small ones.
This comes down to the ability to fund soldiers who will fight for the best interests of eNew Zealand.
Has the NZDF restarted? No.
Is it funding soldiers? No.
Will it act in the best interests of our country? No.
Any militia that fights in eNZ best interests is fine with me.
GL Bros🙂
And thanks for the Dncelyn comic too WahooBob🙂 o/
the next ICA is coming from eNZ 😃
if you see da police, warn a brother :😁
...free eTexas o/
i was in the old NZDF and applied to the new one but never contacted or responded...damn ptoers...but anyways, yea sign me up...
@Dimitrij lvanov, do you by chance mean the numerous citizens who live outside eNZ and just happen to show up to elections? yea thats a "real" majority alright...
Somebody wants authority over a lot of people again...
'WelshLa😛 I would love to believe that, but that is the same story New Zealanders have been told for two months. '
Actually we're waiting for the admins to return stolen property.
WelshLad, I think the time has come to stop making excuses about resources and start trying to make excuses for terrible communication. It's one thing being low on funding, it's entirely another for applicants and members alike to have no idea what is going on, or even who they are meant to contact for information/orders.
>"The leadership was harassed in the media and on the forums for accepting funding from Max McFarland 2 to pay for a deployment to Pakistan against India."
Was actually the provisional gov. leaders that were 'harassed' at the time and it was more a question of precedence and C&C then ends and means.
>"We will place defense of our own isles as the highest priority. We will not fight exclusively for nor against PanAm, EDEN,..."
Given the MPP set of eNZ at this moment in time does this mean actually deploying abroad? Also, Who makes the final call on what battles are acceptable for funding?
@Chetan Zapato
Aotearoa has the majority in congress. It is not so important where are the people that voted for Aotearoa. What's important is that NZ is going forward and that there is no corrupted individuals who would steal government funds. Old NZDF is dissolved. Do you know why?
I don't think we should turn this place into a flame war. Serbians like militias we like militias, NZDF leadership might be annoyed and it's supporters and that is expected, but overall this is a good thing. *wink*
> Also, Who makes the final call on what battles are acceptable for funding?
@Alfagrem: Our leadership team (myself, Gaius Marucs, and Marcos Arolia) will work together to make those decisions.
>"no one person is better than another; we are all equals."
So the above comment is only true on a basic level, no quorum or input into who makes such decisions?
Is this going to be like NZDF V1 where the 'generals' elect their own?
Alfagrem:
While it is true that we have a leadership team to make some decisions, the members of Te Pori will have a great deal of input and influence. Much more than in most paramilitary groups.
Tangata Whenua is our full name fyi. Though kinda irrelevant since we'll use Te Pori (our nick) all the time.
Alfagrem, in a military situation, the military promotes those who show hard work and promise in their career. It's not up to the citizens to elect their military leaders... That's the job of the military.
If a citizen doesn't like it, they don't join the military or militia, or whatever group it happens to be.
I think the militia is a good idea. It will help to build up our fightes and I agree create a community.
@WelshLad, while I hold out hope the NZDF will be up and running soon, I will continue to support the militia formation until we see the army up and running.
As for "Aotearoa" and their Congressional majority, while I will say they have won the majority fairly, the realityy is the party does not even attempt to reach out to the voters, it simply brings out its base for elections and then divides up the spoils.
Still, best of luck to everyone with this venture.
I think even if they were to try to reach out, their hand would be smacked away and they'd be accused of being "PTOers".
They were not welcomed warmly, and they are still feeling the sting of it. They are still being accosted left and right, accused of false wrongdoings.
Instead of people asking them to reach out, they should first make it clear that they aren't being accused of anything, or being insulted. Ask nicely, instead of with an accusing tone of word.
That would be a nice first step.
If they aren't PTOers, then they will have been right to be feeling indignant.
But like Jesus taught, turn the other cheek... I'm not done slapping the other.
Bristel, I don't think you have a lot of room to be using Biblical idioms, with the things you've said and done.