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Day 454, 18:26 Published in Denmark Sweden by Grev Per

Dear citizens,

This is your President speaking, and you are you reading your president speaking.

I did some research, and it turns out South Korea doesn't just hate us, but everyone hates South Korea. The following nations have trade embargoes against South Korea:
Canada
Croatia
Denmark
Finland
Poland
Romania
Spain
Sweden
United Kingdom
United States

Like wtf? And they threatened us with a trade embargo? Lame.

Also it looks as though T-Schultz has disappeared. As soon as he was thrown out of the leadership of his own party he gave up and went to another country. Wtf? Other parties in Denmark had similar upsets, the leadership of the communist party also had a changing of the guard, where a young upstart named Lerdeif, who my HEMSTAPO reports tell me is connected to a certain camp on Bornholm, has risen to power. The Denmark Democratic Party is virtually non-existant.

In the trusted Weberian Bureaucracy Party the transition of leadership went smoothly, where I Grev Per, fulfilling my election promise of only holding one term as President, passed the torch on to my capable successor Jakob TKG. Lead the good ship WBP to glorious new lands, Brother Jakob!

Also of important news is that Denmark now has a perfectly viable and legal constitution. From this day forward, we are bound by the very thing that makes us men, an awesome fucking constitution. As President I appoint HrBjorn as the current king of Denmark, he will appoint the next king on the 16th. As is known, no man can be king twice until all active players have been king. Hr Bjorn will be charged with the task of appointing the heads of the noble houses, 1 head for every 50 people (rounding up), so yeah appoint 5 Hr Bjorn. I mean Oh Captain My Captain King Hr Bjorn.

Congressional elections are coming soon. Time to candidate people! Party Presidents, make sure you choose your most capable people, 5 members of congress have left already, mostly from the Denmark Democratic Party and Viking Party. Also I wish to apologize to the nation, since I am President, I cannot run for congress, ergo you have the misfortune of not being able to vote for me.

In other news, my cabinet and I have been discussing URGENT BUSINESS. Soon we will announce our plans for the creation of den Kongelig Danske Kavelergang Force.

sincerely yours,
Grev Per