Animals that are better than you
Day 1,651, 08:12
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by Mrs NoLimit
This is a cheetah:
It can move to speeds of up to 70 mph an hour. If a human raced a cheetah, the cheetah would beat you and then it will probably eat you.
The cheetah is better than you!
This is the penguin:
A penguin chooses a partner and mate for life. You probably don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend.
The penguin is happier than you and is better than you!
This is the saltwater crocodile:
It.. well... it sh*ts all over you!
This is a polar bear:
It primarily eats seals. Can you eat a seal?
The polar bear is better than you!
This is the giant tortoise:
It is been known to live to up to 250 years old. It is older than you... and your dad... and your gand dad.
The tortoise is better than your hole family!
This is the tapir:
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It is extremely ugly! It looks like the b*stard child of a pig and an elephant. But it has the largest p*n*s to body size ratio in any animal. You have one of the smallest.
The tapir has a bigger do*dle than you! It is better than you!
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It can move to speeds of up to 70 mph an hour. If a human raced a cheetah, the cheetah would beat you and then it will probably eat you.
The cheetah is better than you!
This is the penguin:
A penguin chooses a partner and mate for life. You probably don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend.
The penguin is happier than you and is better than you!
This is the saltwater crocodile:
It.. well... it sh*ts all over you!
This is a polar bear:
It primarily eats seals. Can you eat a seal?
The polar bear is better than you!
This is the giant tortoise:
It is been known to live to up to 250 years old. It is older than you... and your dad... and your gand dad.
The tortoise is better than your hole family!
This is the tapir:
It is extremely ugly! It looks like the b*stard child of a pig and an elephant. But it has the largest p*n*s to body size ratio in any animal. You have one of the smallest.
The tapir has a bigger do*dle than you! It is better than you!
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interesting article : )
Geparda...nai burzoto suhozemno su6testvo (😉 !
1.Да бе гепардо бега със 112 км/ч, а гоуфо движи с 210 щот е ЖиТиАйка с ремус!
2.Това с пингвина не го разбрах, ама след боя в дискотеката обикновено си тръгвам с мацка, щото само на мене не ми тече кръв от носа, а ако мацката иска да гледа звездите – ше я уредим!
3.Крокодила се насира като ме види ли? – ДА верно е!
4. Тия тюлените ги ям за закуска и морски пехотинци също, а за SWAT не ми говори. Еуате тук във Перник, еуатеее...
5.На констенурката и личи че е дърта, таа па кой че я погуедне бее? Тука само 14 годишните се търсат.
6.Ела да ти го заврем и тогава ми говори че на некъв тъпир му е мноо гоуем!
Е кажи ми кое животно е по-добро от мене?
Джевдетчо, приказки от 1001 нощи може да си разправяш кат седнеш да пиеш по ракия с приятелите. Опа .. чакай, че ти сигурно нямаш години да пиеш ракия. Вземи го прибери тоз "големия виртуален молив", дето ще го завираш тук и там, да не се счупи някъде ... общо взето ти е крайно инфантилен коментара. Кажи на хамстера да направи няколко оборота повече, ако не ти е ясно защо.