Animal Rant: Dumbest Thoughts Yet (3/28/11)
Chutley
First of all, plurals of animal names piss me off. Goose -> geese, but moose -> moose? Mouse -> mice, but grouse -> grouses? Most importantly, why the hell can't I say fishes? Screw it, I'm going to say fishes.
How freaking stubborn are whales and dolphins? They can only live in water, but they won't shut up about being mammals. If I was a shark I'd be pissed.
Whales and dolphins are like the letter "Y" - 90% of the time they hang out with consonants, but every now and then they ditch them just so they can chill with the cool kids. If I was an "A" I'd give "Y" the business. I'd say, "Y," if you were a vowel, you wouldn't be worth 4 points in Scrabble.
They say dolphins can communicate with each other. I think a lot about what I would say if I was a dolphin. I haven't quite figured it out yet, but I'd totally constantly rip on all the fat zoologists in front of their faces. Any other ideas?
Lastly, are you aware that there are wholphins? Some real gross stuff had to go down in order to make one of those.
This was the dumbest edition yet. Even more reason for you to vote and subscribe. Also, check these two newspapers out. They're actually smart.
Gnilraps for politics: http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/16-shells-220946/1
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- Chutley
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Vote and subscribe. This article is so dumb, it deserves your vote.
Voted 🙂
quail -> quails
i am so dumb i voted
I was gonna call BS, but it seems wholphins do exist. It says so on the interwebs.
SUBBED, so ha
This is something I like. I will sub this, when I get round to it.
There need to e a lot more of these. Keep it up and you'll have a MM in no time.
Voted~
i subed and voted
Wholphins ain't no ManBearPig, Wally. They're as real as an Aye-aye: http://www.treehugger.com/aye-aye-small.jpg
That's two minutes of my life I'll never get back...
Writing it was three minutes of my life I'll never get back. You made out pretty well Fitisin.
Voted, subbed, and rofl'd
this stuff is way over my head
voted
chutley for potus
cCc Chutley reyiz cCc
something other than game politics 🙂 I like it.
voted
dolphins are in fact the most intelligent species on earth. if you dont believe me, just read hitchikers guide to the galaxy!!!111
damn there goes one of my endorsements
You just blew my mind
Loved. ~