Andy and Chickensguys Crusade Jerusalem
Andy Dufresne
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CG4Emperor
You like to ride him, Andy?
Does he lay you eggs for breakfast???
You scramble them???
Or cook them???
How do his "eggs" taste like???
Are they slimy??
Please do say!!!!
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CG sounds a male chicken. So, no eggs at all.
CG sounds a male chicken. But, no balls at all.
FTFY
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Andy is the best! ❤
OPEN
YOUR
MOUTH
!
P E A S A N T !
DIO VULT
Andy rides chickensguys
He sure does?
Hey Andy, are your legs hurtin'??
LMAO
Nice Andy!
Want to ride CG with him as well?
Ask CG if he can take two???
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DEUS VULT
GROOT is an A§§HOLIO!!!
You need TP for your bunghole??
I D I O T full of s§$%!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD WILLS IT!!
DEUS VULT
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO BE IN THE HOLY LAND
Then go take a plane, peasant!
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DIO,
I WILL BECOME YOUR FOLLOWER
I WILL BECOME YOUR PROPHET
I WILL BE A BELIEVER
ONLY IF YOU GUIDE MY SWORD TO THE THROATS OF THE HERETICS
THEY SAY YOUR NAME WITH HATE IN THEIR HEARTS
THEY QUOTE YOUR WORDS WITH LYING LIPS & TONGUES
THEY ARE WICKED, THEY ARE EVIL
GATHER THEM IN THE DESERT
LET THE SUN BURN THEIR SKIN
I WILL SLASH THEM WITH MY SWORD
I WILL SPILL THEIR BLOOD ON HOLY SAND
I WILL SHOW NO MERCY
I WILL TAKE THEIR LIVES
I WILL ANNIHILATE THEIR SOULS
UNTIL NOTHING OF THEM IS LEFT.
UNTIL THEIR SEED IS ERADICATED
FOR ALL ETERNITY.
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i proly like the post for non-intended reasons