An Urgent Appeal !
Day 961, 11:38
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Published in United Kingdom 
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by Horice G Fossil
This is an appeal on behalf of the Real Spamicans
"Karacticus The Real Spamicans Party President is missing,
we urgently need your help to locate his whereabouts"
This is the last known sighting of Karacticus
All that i could discover about this pair is that they
were being controlled by a strange bearded man
I immediatly rushed to TUP headquaters and
confronted the 'EVIL' Keers with this evidence
"Can't you see i'm too busy strapping crockery drainers to
members of the UKRP to talk to you,you silly Spamican!"
I would not be brushed aside and pressed the 'EVIL' Keers
on what he really knew about Karacticus's disappearance
"Look here don't you realise i'm the Priminster,begone so
i can continue to purify the eUK of the right wing menace.
NOBODY expects Kee - oh bugger you have put me right off
my stride.Cardinal Williamson! Fetch... the Comfy Chair! Now, you will
sit in this chair until lunchtime, with nothing but a cup of coffee at 11! "
I was forced to sit and watch the 'EVIL' Keers and his henchmen
as they went about the dastadly business of the new Government
" Cardinal Williamson more crockery drainers we have much work this day!
Now, Darkmantle - you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin
of Capitalism, reject the works of the UKRP - *two* last chances.
And you shall be free - *three* last chances. You have three last chances,
the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance. "
After checking that i was not on the list of right wing heretics due
to attenend a TUP re-education session i was allowed to go free
"Oh, what sad times are these when Primeminsters cannot re-educate
right wing ruffians in peace.There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing
is sacred. Even those who crusade for left wing purity in the eUK cannot
do their dio given duty unmolested.
Now away with you or it won't only be Karacticus they are looking for!"
So with the 'EVIL' Keers still denighing any knowledge of Karacticus's
whereabouts we ask you the great eUK public for your assistance
"Have you seen this man?"
Horice
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"Karacticus The Real Spamicans Party President is missing,
we urgently need your help to locate his whereabouts"
This is the last known sighting of Karacticus
All that i could discover about this pair is that they
were being controlled by a strange bearded man
I immediatly rushed to TUP headquaters and
confronted the 'EVIL' Keers with this evidence
"Can't you see i'm too busy strapping crockery drainers to
members of the UKRP to talk to you,you silly Spamican!"
I would not be brushed aside and pressed the 'EVIL' Keers
on what he really knew about Karacticus's disappearance
"Look here don't you realise i'm the Priminster,begone so
i can continue to purify the eUK of the right wing menace.
NOBODY expects Kee - oh bugger you have put me right off
my stride.Cardinal Williamson! Fetch... the Comfy Chair! Now, you will
sit in this chair until lunchtime, with nothing but a cup of coffee at 11! "
I was forced to sit and watch the 'EVIL' Keers and his henchmen
as they went about the dastadly business of the new Government
" Cardinal Williamson more crockery drainers we have much work this day!
Now, Darkmantle - you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin
of Capitalism, reject the works of the UKRP - *two* last chances.
And you shall be free - *three* last chances. You have three last chances,
the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance. "
After checking that i was not on the list of right wing heretics due
to attenend a TUP re-education session i was allowed to go free
"Oh, what sad times are these when Primeminsters cannot re-educate
right wing ruffians in peace.There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing
is sacred. Even those who crusade for left wing purity in the eUK cannot
do their dio given duty unmolested.
Now away with you or it won't only be Karacticus they are looking for!"
So with the 'EVIL' Keers still denighing any knowledge of Karacticus's
whereabouts we ask you the great eUK public for your assistance
"Have you seen this man?"
Horice
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I wanna sit in the comfy chair!
excellent, best piece of eUK news to date
Lol Horice 😃
I killed him, I do apologise.
I liked the comfy chair.
xD
He's behind you!
Oh yes he is!
"being controlled by a strange bearded man"
oh oh oh, all my fantasies at once....
LOL
(oh wait, it's Keers? hmm...can I switch it for a RANDOM strange bearded man? oh, go on.....)
I haven't seen karacticus for the last 20 days ;_;
we miss him too 🙁
Crasianos
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Crasianos Day 962, 14:22
"Nobody expects the Spanish..." oh bugger that's the World Cup.
I mean nobody expects to get a ticket to london!
maybe karacticus got one to Siberia....
but Ian Kears does answer pm mails so he gets my vote 🙂
nice piece though should get a vote article of the ...whatever
😉
I saw karacticus, he was just passing by ;p
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