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The Weekly Prophet has been busy these last weeks, with the organisation of the game 'An Innocent Kill' on the eBelgian forum. It was a direct success, generating a lot of enthusiasm, fun and more.
The Weekly Prophet was proud to be sponsor of this event, won by Cooke4444 and one of the many things it offered, was an in-depth interview with the winner.
I hope you enjoy it 🙂

Best regards,
Your editor,
NLSP

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Interview with Cooke4444

Hey, I'm cooke4444 and I'm an addict, (oops that is something for my AA sessions)
Second attempt:
Hey, I'm cooke444 and I'm feeling fine.
I have won the best game that was ever seen on eBelgium's forum (an Innocent Kill) and therefore I got this interview, with eBelgium's best newspaper, The Weekly Prophet.
You all know The Weekly Prophet from it's interesting articles and it was together with NLSP, that great guy that is my personal hero, the sponsor of this game.

One of the reasons that I'm so happy is that I could kill THREE innocent kittens without people asking to much questions and generating to much problem. The general public finds most of the time, for very unclear reasons kittens cute, and don't like them to be killed violently. I however do not agree with this at all!
First of all feelings about anything that is considered by something as cute, is overrated. Secondly, they are not cute.
It is in humans nature to kill animals, maybe for for fun, maybe for food, maybe just to see blood flow. There is only one reason to not kill a creature: so you would be able to kill it at another time in the future, making it possible to breed more of them in the meantime, generating more victims and some food 🙂

Take for example Critically, everyone knows that he is a lion, what is a kind of a kitten. If it was up to me, he would die soon in a replay of Mufasa's death. For any readers who are even less intelligent than the averaged congress member (I know that this is very unlikely, but still), Mufasa died after being ran over in a violent way by 'wildebeasts'. One of the most funniest scenes ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFgMPgOXWXU

*Cooke444 starts laughing in a strange and evil way* MHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I saw that scene when I was 5 years, and I have to admit that at that time I reacted rather neutral on that scene.
I was very happy to see something die of course, but I must admit I kinda liked lions back then. I mean lions, not innocent kittens of course.
With growing up, I became more mature and I realised that blood flowing is one of the best things in a person's life.
At 7, I spend hours watching 'The Longest Day' over and over again, it was my favourite movie at the time. As you can see, a healthy portion of blood flowing has followed me almost my whole life already.

Speaking about the longest day, you maybe know that I am PP of ATO and the most recent congress elections was an absolute hell for me. We got 7 candidates in, from the 10 we proposed and that is actually more then we deserved, however I really hoped for better. RB, who had many more capable candidates, got a bigger percentage of its candidates in, and to be honest: I have not yet stopped crying cause of that!

Just when I think about dutch music, then I cry just out of misery. I'm a fan of British music and to tell you the truth, Dutch music is SO WRONG on so many factors!
It is like the dutch, and we all know that dutchies are cheese eating people who are great in giving sports commentary while losing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w75ss3JwksM&feature=related and crying 'het was buitenspel' without any reason.
Well I should stop talking about it, cause my blood-pressure is rising, just by thinking about it.

I just want to give some advice to the readers of The Weekly Prophet: Keep reading it and convince your friends to stop reading sportsworld, cause this is much better!
The editor, my personal hero NLSP, is really smart and it is unbelievable how he keeps living with such a small amount of brains and still sound more intelligent then all eBelgium's Friends of Congress together.

Oh and before I forget:

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and desert you 😉


This interview has been taken with Cooke4444 on Day 1,566 of the New World. The interview was, before publication, shown to Cooke4444 and all alterations to the interview that he requested were done. The published text was approved by Cooke4444. This interview solely represents the opinion of Cooke4444, The Weekly Prophet can not be held responsible for anything stated by him.