An Important Message From the New USWP
Day 936, 12:15
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Published in USA 
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by
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by USWP Communications
Rise, Zombies.
This party is your party.
You were once the greatest; you can be the greatest again.
Rise, Zombies.
The APF was wrong. They thought they could kill you when you showed signs of weakness. True zombies can never die.
Rise, Zombies.
You have made history before. You were the #1 party in the world. You can make history again.
Join your fellow zombies. Meet the zombie leaders.
Rise, Zombies.
It is time to make history. Return the party to the height it was once at.
Pay attention to this paper. There are several options for the rebirth. Instructions will be given for how this will be accomplished. You were once called zombies for being inactive; now, show your true powers. Rise from this grave you were rushed into.
RISE, Zombies of the USWP!
This party is your party.
You were once the greatest; you can be the greatest again.
Rise, Zombies.
The APF was wrong. They thought they could kill you when you showed signs of weakness. True zombies can never die.
Rise, Zombies.
You have made history before. You were the #1 party in the world. You can make history again.
Join your fellow zombies. Meet the zombie leaders.
Rise, Zombies.
It is time to make history. Return the party to the height it was once at.
Pay attention to this paper. There are several options for the rebirth. Instructions will be given for how this will be accomplished. You were once called zombies for being inactive; now, show your true powers. Rise from this grave you were rushed into.
RISE, Zombies of the USWP!
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Rise zombies, RISE!!!
RISE!!!!
I CAN'T WAIT!!!!
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BRAINZ!
This will be interesting to see.
Where can I find the Party platform?
Arise, chicken, arise.
Huh, at least they admit their zombiedom now.
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This should be interesting. 😁
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YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ9dtZ8lYww#t=40">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ9dtZ8lY[..]#t=40
Consider this Zombie - RISEN!
As a Vampire Slayer, I must object.
As an eAmerican, I'm mildly amused. :3
Maybe USWP should go for it and reconstitute as the Zombie Party.
😃
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Brainzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!! !!!!
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I get to make zombie jokes again! \o/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNfhsUcyld0">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNfhsUcyl[..]cyld0
I am so ready to return
I would join the zombie party, if running under a platform of brainz.
Rise chicken rise
I am a fan of feastin on brains.
no no the fear its time to step up and be like a boss
finally