An important day on Banana Island
Day 2,642, 04:39
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by VoodooMike71
It’s Temple Time
If you’ve been following the
Temple 1 (with gift shop)
Temple 2 (even more glorious than Temple 1)
I am delighted to announce that after several weeks of backbreaking work, fueled solely by double-strength banana liquor, both temples are now complete.
Therefore, to mark this auspicious occasion, there will be an extravagant and faintly ludicrous opening ceremony held today, on the island.
It will start at 11.30am eRep time at Temple 1. After a half hour dedication ceremony, a banana-lit procession will move on to Temple 2, where the real fun begins.
just add pointy white hats to make this a very different thing indeed
Of course, you have to actually be on the island to take part in the festivities. However, our superior technology and generous spirit means that we will be live-streaming the event across the globe, in glorious BananoVision (™). There might be live-tweeting as well, although I don’t really know what that is.
Therefore we would like to invite the entire eRepublik community to gather round their teleboxscopes and internetvisions - preferably with a grand supply of banana liqueur - and join us in our glorious celebrations.
there’s a reason this is on it’s side
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Hail banana Island
\o/ party time \o/
Hail the Banana Goddess !
Nothing says banana temple like a grand supply of banana liquor!!!
What happens if you don't like bananas?
Blasphemy!
Bring a bottle of whatever you choose (but don't tell anyone).
I missed out on the free tickets, so i'm not on Banana Island 🙁
In that case, you're free to drink whatever you choose whilst religiously watching the glorious ceremony. I'm told there will be fireworks.
Buy a ticket for the next flight !
I think you are going bananas...
Temple 1 is the best.
This is something Oscar Niemeyer level.
Hail eBanana Goddess! Hail the holy architects of her temples! This is the event of the eYear!
I support this even though I haven't a clue. As long as sand is not involved nor any ASCII art 'fists'.
damn, I had not the time to make publicity panels for my business, to stuck near the cameras.
anyway think I will be too drunk the next days to answer the phone hail banana and may the eBanana Goddess choose the one with the biggest banana on the island as servant.
beneneh
Rune paperwork !
Awww 😛
ROFL!
For some reason - my Chrome browser is offering me a 'Translate to English' option for this article....
Is Google trying to say something to me?
Google realises that this article originates from the Banana Republic.
Although it may seem to be written in normal English, it's actually at a much higher level than that. There are linguistic complexities in there which would crash Google if they look at it too hard.