An Important ATO Update: Pizza the Hut
Day 1,024, 23:32
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by wookyjack
Note: this article is brought to you for lulz. It is for all intents and purposes to be voted and read for fun. I present to you a true story of fiction. Enjoy
That's right America! If you want to save your country then a vote for the right Party President this September 15th!
You might be wondering who to vote for this election, but rest assured the prestigious candidate I have to present today is just what we need.
That is right! He is the hero of America. He will stand up against other parties that represent all that is bad.
If you ever background checked a citizen running for office before then you need not worry about this candidate!
Yes ladies and gentlemen, this is the savior of America who you should vote for on Election Day:
Pizza the Hut after a NAMBLA convention in support of his candidacy.
Make sure you DO NOT vote for the traitorous enemy scum JF! Like he could ever save the party and America from a PTO...PPFFFFTTTTT!!!! Stay away from the cute Kitteh!
JF currently the one person in the Conservative Party who can inherit the Party Presidency quite simply if Pizza the Hut leaves the party.
Citizens of American, you will get none of the following out of this candidate if you vote for Pizza the Hut on election day:
1. Dimentia
2. Delusion
3. Deterioration
Exactly right! You might as well call it a Triple D! Its guaranteed these three things, mostly feared to even breath 'exist' in a candidate, will not be any part of this man if you get him elected.
This September 15th vote for someone who will not simply invite PTOers into America!
Vote for principles and justice. Vote with confidence.
Kazeal approves!
Vote for the man who could not possibly have a more skewed vision of right from wrong.
But seriously, do not vote for this candidate. You would essentially be tying a noose around America's neck and kicking the stool out from underneath her feet.
That's right America! If you want to save your country then a vote for the right Party President this September 15th!
You might be wondering who to vote for this election, but rest assured the prestigious candidate I have to present today is just what we need.
That is right! He is the hero of America. He will stand up against other parties that represent all that is bad.
If you ever background checked a citizen running for office before then you need not worry about this candidate!
Yes ladies and gentlemen, this is the savior of America who you should vote for on Election Day:
Pizza the Hut after a NAMBLA convention in support of his candidacy.
Make sure you DO NOT vote for the traitorous enemy scum JF! Like he could ever save the party and America from a PTO...PPFFFFTTTTT!!!! Stay away from the cute Kitteh!
JF currently the one person in the Conservative Party who can inherit the Party Presidency quite simply if Pizza the Hut leaves the party.
Citizens of American, you will get none of the following out of this candidate if you vote for Pizza the Hut on election day:
1. Dimentia
2. Delusion
3. Deterioration
Exactly right! You might as well call it a Triple D! Its guaranteed these three things, mostly feared to even breath 'exist' in a candidate, will not be any part of this man if you get him elected.
This September 15th vote for someone who will not simply invite PTOers into America!
Vote for principles and justice. Vote with confidence.
Kazeal approves!
Vote for the man who could not possibly have a more skewed vision of right from wrong.
But seriously, do not vote for this candidate. You would essentially be tying a noose around America's neck and kicking the stool out from underneath her feet.
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Well played! 9/10
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I dont know.. Pizza the mutt's too liberal for my tastes.
LIBERAL MEDIA LIES!!!!!!
This would be a good article if it wasn't so full of liberal propaganda
I wonder how many newbies won't know you're joking?
Too Liberal for me
Its not "hardcore conservative" enough for me
"Delusional liberal" seems more fitting, amirite?
BEST
ARTICLE
EVER!
FALSE PROPOGANDA IS FALSE. Or is it?
Pizza can into re-election?
is it just me or dos ajay look like a fat retarded stevo from jackass
Ahh, come one now, don't pick on the little guy. He's just afraid of the big wide world.
Luckily there's such a thing as the internet, which is full of mystery and deception - and can be accessed from the safety of his home.
But btw, liberals and conservatives should go drown themselves in their toilets. Moderate extremists FTW!!!
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How about a boycott of Pizza's businesses / places of work.. " Happiness Drops " is where is he currently employed. I am not sure if he owns it or the organization. Either way, boycott anything he's involved him.
The overall easiest solution would be to airlift him over Mexico with a sign attached "New drug lord looking for recruits".. Neon, blinking lights, the works. Ajay deserves the best. I am also for having equal opportunity rights for the disabled. We should allow a mentally impaired blind person pack his chute as well. Lastly add in a large bag of misc drugs strapped to his body, ewww, one of you get that job tho not me..
My sarcasm detector went off... I thought PTH was a plant by the liberal democrats 😛
PtH used to be my best friend.
Then I moved out of Serbia.
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I listened to Pizza the Hut's radio show for the first time the other night. I must say, I think I am going to listen every night. I am an insomniac, but 5 minutes into the show, I was out cold. Best sleep I ever got.
maybe I should run for Conservative Party President... I could always resign and leave the Party to Josh Frost.
pizza the suck
The more RL pictures I see of Ajay, the more I'm convinced he has Down's.
Why so few low comments?
Pizza can into irrelevance.