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An Epiphany

Day 1,137, 17:04 • Published in USA USA

• by Max Wallingbottom III

As I watched the UIP debate sipping on a cosmo (the manliest drink that I could get in a UIP room), I had an epiphany.

How could I serve under someone who I have little or no respect for?

Haliman has done nothing to prove he’s worthy for POTUS. He has sat back and ran the nation’s largest party on Executive Board cruise control without contributing anything of value to the nation. I cannot work with nor support a candidate whose main cabinet members strangely resemble the Three Stooges.

As the head of the USWP, Haliman supported a Cromstar PTO attempt of my party and loaded Kongress with a group of USWP Kongress Kritters in a numbers race , which replaced quality with quantity. If this is any indication of how he’ll run a cabinet, I want no part in it. I’m all for a good troll, but doing something that harms the nation in the quest for party dominance is clearly uncalled for.

If Haliman is elected, I may start hanging kittens with this.

In the UIP debate, he broke the last straw. He declared that he would support China over Pakistan. This is abhorrent and against my nature as a Dioist. He did not waiver in his support for the Chinese, even though he has not had any discussions with China nor Pakistan. This is something I cannot support, nor will I. I will not go against Dio’s word and be a lap dog to some capitalist pig.

In closing, I will support Inwegen for President, and I hereby renounce my position in the Haliman Cabinet as Secretary of Defense. I also urge all Emerikans to vote for experience on the 5th of January.

I’m Serious.

Comments

Little Old Halfling Day 1,137, 17:06

OH SHI-

HobbitTon Day 1,137, 17:09

I agree so much.

obenitedang Day 1,137, 17:11

For the kittens!

Inwegen Day 1,137, 17:15

Thanks walli. Love you bro. :3

Turd Fergusen Day 1,137, 17:16

It had to happen. Haliman😛ig disgusting.

Dio Czenishkov Day 1,137, 18:21

*pretty death* ❤

Cold Hearted Snake Day 1,137, 19:23

@Max Wallingbottom III:
'As the head of the USWP, Haliman supported a Cromstar PTO attempt of my party....'

This is flipping hilarious coming from a party who PToed themselves into the top 5.

'He declared that he would support China over Pakistan.'

Uh...Pakistan is an enemy and China is an ally, I would expect a Presidential candidate to support China and not Pakistan. Leave it to a traitors fascist party to advocate treason and drape it the robes of the false religion of Dioism.

'...I will support Inwegen for President...'

So you support the candidate who was 'Chief Strategy Officer' of PENIX, Inc., a corporation which withdrew all of it's gold prior to the bankruptcy of T'jelle Bank. That withdrawal probably caused the collapse and the loss of 30,000 gold. I do not think America wants a leader who looks out for himself and screws his fellow citizens out of a huge sum of gold. All for personal gain.

bolghar Day 1,137, 19:58

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Ace451 Day 1,137, 20:26

Well said CHS

Pfeiffer. Day 1,138, 01:48

CHS, only HR could withdraw money from t'jelle. Seriously, get your facts straight.

Max Wallingbottom III Day 1,138, 05:55

I've missed you CHS.

Also, Pakistan is an enemy, only if you are ignorant.

Samuel Seabury Day 1,138, 07:42

An alliance of SEES and the Libs in the upcoming presidential election piles tyranny on top of corruption. An ad hominem attack against Halliman is still just an ad hominem attack - but SEES operatives are such drama queens, how do they know the difference ?
If you want to make a moral statement on January 5th, follow the Eight Imperatives and just stay home.

Cold Hearted Snake Day 1,138, 09:14

Henry Arundel: 'CHS, only HR could withdraw money from t'jelle. Seriously, get your facts straight.'

That makes no difference, I am sure the rest got their share of the gold.

ligtreb Day 1,138, 09:54

I have no problem with you supporting Inwegen, but think you went over the line here.

Skylar Vicious Day 1,138, 09:55

Vote for Wiggs < 3

RaccoonGoon Day 1,138, 18:07

"As I watched the UIP debate sipping on a cosmo (the manliest drink that I could get in a UIP room)..."

Should have just asked, Walli. I have to keep the industrial solvents under lock and key for the sake of certain people, Kaz is sloppy enough when drinking as it is. The last time Kaz, Pheno, and JMC got hold of my shine, the police were called...