An Epic Conclusion, Too unbelievable to Imagine
Armour144
My friends, today I bring you unbelievable news. When you read it, it will make your insides turn to jelly, and possibly make your entire head explode.
Still want to find out? Well then read on.
In the past few days we have all witnessed Peace go on another assault, with the primary target being Croatia. They called in attacks from as many puppets as possible.
Of course, Eden won.
But that is all old news, and today I will tell the most unbelievable story that you have ever heard in your entire life!
Let’s look at some maps, which closely detail the epic battled which have unfolded over the past 100 days.
First, North America
I’m sure you all realize that this map is overloaded with data, but don’t worry I’ll help you through it, and most importantly point out facts which are useful.
Well, we can see that…
UK fails
Portugal fails
France fails
Hungary fails
Indonesia fails
Iran fails
Russia fails.
Brolliance wins
Eden wins
Now I know many of you may be wondering just how I managed to get all of that, from just that map. Well, as soon as I saw the UK flag I thought to myself
Well, that’s a failure
And once I saw the X’s through the other countries, I figured that they also failed.
Do you get it? Good. Lets look at another.
Now, normally I would have told you all to cover your eyes, but I covered the entire UK with a smiley, so instead of a feeling of fail when you look at it, you get a feeling of happiness. You can thank me later 🙂
So, have you looked at the actual map yet? Or are you still staring at the smiley, and wondering how something so beautiful could be covering something so bad? Oh well, just look at the rest of the map.
Now, let’s point out what this map tells us.
Brazil fails
France fails (again)
Hungary fails (again)
Serbia fails
Latvia fails
Lithuania fails
Turkey fails
(I should also mention that I was going to put Slovenia as a fail, but the country was too small to have a flag on it)
Poland wins
Spain wins
Greece wins
Croatia wins
Are you still following me? Great, just one more map to go!
On to Scandinavia!
Once again, I have covered the UK with a smiley, but you’d better watch out, the red X doesn’t completely cover the UK’s flag.
Well, we can see that…
Russia fails (again)
UK fails (again)
Sweden wins
Finland wins
Norway wins
Now, I’m sure I have you all wondering “ But why are you showing us this?
Well, there’s a very good reason behind all of these maps. What is it? Brace yourself, because here comes the unbelievable news…
Yes, Pakistan is the reason.
Pakistan is the reason because they are the real superpower of Peace.
Why you ask?
Because, they haven’t failed yet, the one of the last Peace countries to do so.
Therefore, they must be all-powerful.
India, you’d better watch yourselves, you have a hidden superpower at your backs.
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Comments
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Haha very nice. Long live Eden!
...derp @ Pakistan. They got carved up by their PEACE friends. Kinda think that's a good fail. 😛
Lol, nice one. Keep up the good work!
"Now, normally I would have told you all to cover your eyes, but I covered the entire UK with a smiley, so instead of a feeling of fail when you look at it, you get a feeling of happiness. You can thank me later 🙂"
thank you
lol, CENSORED!
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DEAR LORN NOT PAKISTAN!
OH NO! I KNEW IT
thanks for the uk censorship by the way
Pakistan- the secret superpower. I'm flabbergasted.
We must censor every offensive UK image in our media now
Watch out for another 4chan invasion via Pakistan. 😑
I lol'd too hard in my Poli-Sci class. People are looking at me weirdly. Thanks, Armour144! 😃
Pakistan failed as soon as V1 came.
The ones that haven't failed are: South America (except Colombia and Brazil), Philippines, Italy, Austria, Bulgaria, and Mexico.
Portugal didn't fail.
Lithuania didn't fail.
~hyuu~
@Yatuiig: Portugal definitely failed when they invaded North America. Lithuania hasn't failed yet except to choose to side with PEACE 😃
rofl
@Chris
Well you guys have to PAY Portugal a lot of gold. That is not fail 😃
UK's flag already has a red X on it.
Thanks for the censored 🙂
I think Pakistan may just lose their membership to PEACE over this failure to fail.
yes thanks for the ecensor ... my eyes aren't burning ... I wish someone would declare war on the UK ... it really does not matter who 😉
Hahaha, nicely done. voted.
lolololololol. Cool.
"All we are saying... is give EDEN a chance"... just doesn't scan, does it?
Well, we gave PEACE a chance, and they failed...
Sorry, John...
I wanna go to Pakistan, I hear those Swat Valley High girls are Crazay!
"I wanna go to Pakistan, I hear those Swat Valley High girls are Crazay!"
...and their husbands and fathers carry Kalasnikovs, just to keep your adrenaline pumping!
Excellent!