An Appeal to the American People (ENG/RUS)
Day 781, 11:58
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Published in USA 
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by PoC_Zoli
ENG
Hello, dear citizens of the United States.
Today a lad of yours, Nate-le-AWESOME, came to Russia. I'd like to use this opportunity to say hello to the guys of CIA and to recommend them to teach their boys to not be such idiots and at least delete their superiors from the friends list, before trying to inflitrate us.
With love, secretariate of the Comittee of State Security (KG
RUS
Здравствуйте, дорогие граждане Америки.
Сегодня к нам (в Россию) был отправлен ваш парень с ником Nate-le-AWESOME. Пользуясь случаем, я хочу передать привет ребятам из ЦРУ, и советую им научить своих ребят не быть такими бездарными идиотами, и хоть для приличия удалять свое начальство из френдленты, прежде чем внедряться в стан противника.
С любовью, секретариат Комитета Государственной Безопасности Российской Федерации.
Hello, dear citizens of the United States.
Today a lad of yours, Nate-le-AWESOME, came to Russia. I'd like to use this opportunity to say hello to the guys of CIA and to recommend them to teach their boys to not be such idiots and at least delete their superiors from the friends list, before trying to inflitrate us.
With love, secretariate of the Comittee of State Security (KG
😎of Russian Federation.
RUS
Здравствуйте, дорогие граждане Америки.
Сегодня к нам (в Россию) был отправлен ваш парень с ником Nate-le-AWESOME. Пользуясь случаем, я хочу передать привет ребятам из ЦРУ, и советую им научить своих ребят не быть такими бездарными идиотами, и хоть для приличия удалять свое начальство из френдленты, прежде чем внедряться в стан противника.
С любовью, секретариат Комитета Государственной Безопасности Российской Федерации.
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Lol 🙂
cia snajka cia
From KGB with love. It makes me cry 😉
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You KGB guys are funny. Many Americans have prominent people on their friends list; it's not a sign that they're trying to infiltrate you.
It's too bad shouts don't go back as far as they used to... they were a great tool in background checking before. All you can see now is that for the past 9 days or so -- pretty much his ENTIRE eLife (check his birthday! It's Dec. 29th!) -- he has been anti-American and pro-Russia.
Now if the CIA wanted to infiltrate you with a 10-day-old citizen, wouldn't they just make one in a Russian territory so that it already had Russian citizenship from the start??
LOL, you KGB guys are so funny.
lol
epic!))))
Astra Kat G - You're so sweetty, when you're angry. It's so cute. 😁
I'm not angry, I'm just trying to help you (and I think what you have written is humorous!), but thanks, lots of people think I'm cute. 😃
@Astra Kat G
The KGB is awfully kind, aren't they?
...I think the Russians might be a tad paranoid.
KGB - rulezz!!
@ Astra kat G: thank you, who ever they hell writes this paper is truly truly sad.
ыыыы))))) .....
@Astra Kat G
>I'm not angry, I'm just trying to help you
R u tryin' to help KGB!?
>R u tryin' to help KGB!?
We Americans are very helpful. We helped eUK by telling them they were doing the Attack+Resistance War tactic wrong, after all. 😃
Sometimes there are no countries in this game, no USA and UK/Russia, just smart people and people who are idiots. 😉
Astra Kat, go to the kitchen and cook hamburger, female ))))
KGB RF, amazing!🙂
The next one could be Reichssicherheitshauptamt der Bundesrespublik Deutchland! Let Germans crush the morale of EDEN too!🙂
PoC_Zoli, you are a freaking awesome idiot! keep on this way! Never turn off your TV with all that Kremlin propaganda bullshit 🙂
eUS smuggles people accross the eBering Strait!
You made my day, dude! 😁)
А кто у него во френдах из Лавки, Фрост, что ли?
Lol you do it if you want a hamburger so badly. Here I thought only Americans liked hamburgers... hmm, you wouldn't happen to be an American spy, would you?? 😛
why would need spies when your own congress and president are major f-ups MALE?
lol
What a FAIL of an article. If you can only troll someone by telling them to go to the kitchen, then you should just an hero right now.
astralcat to assumre the cia would actually do anything you said would imply they are good at their job
(they aren't)
LOL 😃