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Amurica: you stand no chance against Free People. Make your choice!

Day 1,756, 06:51 by Ariakis


At first I must admit that I am not such a swift with words speaker* as A^2, that's why you must forgive me, because I will get straight to the point.

For months we, the Free People, worked hard to bring USA into prosperity. We gave you bonuses, we gave you tax money, we gave you military power that allowed Amurica to stand among the biggest nations of eWorld.

We defended you against unprovoked aggressions, against snakes that crawled into our peaceful country, by largely contributing in securing your congress list, for that you lacked native inhabitants.

Now in exchange for our great gesture of friendship (and tax money) we, the Free people demand you to:

-stop with the Dio crap - we're sick tired and bored of that shit going on for 4 years, we're bored of being constantly dragged into some irrelevant battles in some irrelevant country going by the name of Pakistan, we're tired of the false priests going by the name of fagmuricans who constantly bring the Dio shit out. Face it: Dio is dead. Leave the corpse alone.

-cease any aggression towards Indonesia - we're bored of your eternal hate, constant wars, the neverending papuan-hawaiian drama. Leave those poor guys living on volcanic islands alone. In fact we, the Free People, agree to help them into finally moving onto some solid land. In the future please look for the nation of Thaidonesians.

-nuke all the KFCs

Says it all.

-change your menu for Thanksgiving - because for the obvious reason we find the main dish name offending. Alternatively we thought about the different name, a name that would be recognized, yet is completely known as a deserted place where sun doesn't even knock. Therefore from now on you will eat Jersey, I mean jersey for Thanksgiving.

Finally if those conditions are not to be met Amurica shall die and perish. An on its ruins we will build a new alliance called ALT. For because only the death of Amurica can bring the ALT into bright light.

The ALT alliance (long Americo Latino Territory**) shall then bring the enlightenment and freedom to rest of the barbaric world from its capital located in Jamaica.

Tho if those conditions are to be met we, the Free People, are willing to forgive you and let your little misbehavior be forgotten.

Choose wisely Amurica!
______________________
* in fact I am, yet I'm not bored enough to bother myself,
** we honestly forgot to ask the author of the name if he was drugged, grammatically incapable or simply Ricky Martin's fan, before this poor Brazilian llama's shepherd ran frantically into muddy remains of Amazon and drowned.
 

Comments

bambull
bambull Day 1,756, 06:56

trololo

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,756, 07:02

I lol'd.

Ivan Terible
Ivan Terible Day 1,756, 07:10

Hail ALT

Sztandar
Sztandar Day 1,756, 07:13

Article in a ntushell:

"How to make ptoers who got cs just for bonus and fought for the same reason only sound good? Oh I know. I will call them Free People."

Seriously, anyone outside scedenlogy buys this steaming pile of crap? Not to mention terrible Ricky Martin antijoke...

Ariakis
Ariakis Day 1,756, 07:15

Serious Ricky Martin's fan detected ^

Ogreshaman
Ogreshaman Day 1,756, 09:02

sup nyggas

Redrumovy
Redrumovy Day 1,756, 09:52

gunwo

Murti Bing
Murti Bing Day 1,756, 09:57

PODUSZECZKĘ ARIAKIS?

Wallachian
Wallachian Day 1,756, 10:00

id torture that chick

irishbhoy1967
irishbhoy1967 Day 1,756, 10:11

: )

Makedonissa
Makedonissa Day 1,756, 10:12

We have CTRL, now we have ALT, all it remains is DEL (DEstructive Loonies) to be formed and eRep will hopefully reboot to a new and interesting game!

Grainne Ni Mhaille
Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 1,756, 10:18

^ :]

norme.kk
norme.kk Day 1,756, 11:19

Sztandarku: Za komentowanie każdej aktywności Ariakisa nie dostaniesz medalu

Rebelsy
Rebelsy Day 1,756, 11:21

1000 s :)))

KOSOVA Batoa
KOSOVA Batoa Day 1,756, 11:27

v s

Cordoba corazon de mi pais
Cordoba corazon de mi pais Day 1,756, 13:23

HAIL ALT!

eQuBit
eQuBit Day 1,756, 14:16

Hilarious!

Asklepije
Asklepije Day 1,756, 15:08

xD

Przemas503
Przemas503 Day 1,756, 15:34

fajna laska i fajny Draenei

snake dr
snake dr Day 1,756, 21:49

We have CTRL, now we have ALT, all it remains is DEL (DEstructive Loonies) to be formed and eRep will hopefully reboot to a new and interesting game! x2

i lold

Geronimo100
Geronimo100 Day 1,757, 00:02

lol

Liquid Oxygen
Liquid Oxygen Day 1,757, 04:01

All I got out of this article was: "Oink."

Pigdisgusting.

funky_ribar
funky_ribar Day 1,757, 05:03

voted LOL

Maegalodonus
Maegalodonus Day 1,757, 09:49

Normally you're retarded by default, but today you seem to have come up with something nice.

Btw, I vote those demands.

Iamnameless
Iamnameless Day 1,757, 16:03

lol but could use more chicks

Fitisin
Fitisin Day 1,757, 16:20

No way I'm eating Roast Bulgaria on Thanksgiving Gimme mai Turkey!

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,757, 16:24

Voted!

Chucky Norris
Chucky Norris Day 1,757, 17:02

DEL SHALL RISE!

Dial Hoang
Dial Hoang Day 1,757, 18:07

Boo.

Punisher FC
Punisher FC Day 1,757, 19:08

Gobble Gobble. Tits or GTFO!

Dio Killing Time
Dio Killing Time Day 1,758, 00:58

>Dio crap

this substance would be more pure and clean and life giving than anything which has ever existed.

The Valeyard
The Valeyard Day 1,758, 01:34

Agreed with the stopping of Dio Crap

Igor Feldman
Igor Feldman Day 1,758, 04:50

lol what

 
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