AMP lulz Update

Day 1,031, 15:58 Published in USA USA by Jameson L. Tai


Congressman Jameson L. Tai ~ Keeping the Public Informed and Bridging the Gap between Congress and the Military

So most political parties, especially the Top 5, are putting out their new staff for the month... So where's the American Military Party staff list?


I'm not going to bloat how big this party is... we're small - we admit it. (We didn't get PTO'ed yesterday for a reason.)

The party caters towards members of the eUS military, but with the military having such an anti-politics viewpoint... there's really not much I can do about that until this stigma is changed.

What can you do?
Until I find a larger membership in our party who are actually participating in the party forums and come in to our IRC channel, I'll keep messaging them and see if they are in fact zombies... or worse... another one of those fail multi's. If you have extra gold, donating to the American Military Party is a great way to improve exposure to the public, let people know about our objectives and to attract future members to our party...eventually.

I am hopeful that membership will rise. I've already met a handful of new members just from the few days I've been Party President. At this rate we should be gaining a respectable amount of new members relatively soon.

Until then...
This doesn't mean we slack off. The few active members we do have have shown that they like to take the initiative to get involved.


If you must have a tentative list of positions... here are some positions I'll essentially be covering for in the mean time. (Feel free to sign up for these positions by messaging me in-game.)

Party President: Jameson L. Tai
Vice Party President: (my bitchier alter ego)

Chief of Staff: (my compromising alter ego)
-Deputy Chief of Staff: (my compromising alter ego's naggy wife)

Secretary of Elections: (my bartering alter ego)
-Chief of Elections: (my bartering alter ego's assistant who actually does all the work)

Secretary of Members: (my chatty alter ego)
-Chief of Members: (my chatty alter ego's assistant who has great handwriting)

Secretary of Recruitment: (my flashy alter ego)
-Chief of Recruitment: (my flash alter ego's assistant who reminds my flashy alter ego who exactly he's talking to)

Secretary of Publications: Jameson L. Tai (no, not an alter ego... it's my own damn newspaper... you think I'd let someone else take over... oh wait... I think that's my journalistic alter ego speaking)
-Chief of Publications: George Armstrong Custer (He may be out of politics right now, but he can certainly do some pretty damn good social commentary)

Secretary of Communications: (my chatty alter ego... yes he has two jobs, bite me)

Secretary of Technology: (my banhammer alter ego)
-Chief of Technology: (my mysterious alter ego who always hangs out in the server farms)

Secretary of Fun: (my slacker alter ego)


TL😉R Version:

Hi, I'm your new Party President... oh wait... you already knew that because I've already published an article about this days ago and AMP's too small to be PTO'ed so I essentially ran an uncontested election...and won. Big deal.

I'm single-manning this with my many egos... if you feel like retiring some of my alter egos so I may actually /sleep/ at night... feel free to message me.





On a slightly lighter note... Congratulations to all of the Top 6 parties preventing from being politically taken over by foreign/enemy powers. I'd like to thank all AMP members who helped out in the Anti-Takeover operation for the American Defense and Trade Party and the Conservative Party.







Congressman Jameson L. Tai
The Great State of Louisiana
Party President of the American Military Party
eUS Cavalry First Sergeant, Ranger Team 1 XO
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