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Day 1,177, 12:28 • Published in USA China • by Alexander Hamilton

America, I’m pleased to announce that we have a Natural Enemy! We have been in negotiations with the Mexican government about reacquiring the valuable rubber region of Southeastern Mexico . In return Mexico will receive the regions of New Mexico (Cattle), Arkansas (Grain), and Louisiana (Oil). This deal will secure these regions in the long term because it will be based on mutual respect instead of conquest. Neither Mexico nor the USA will pay any rent for the regions. Obviously Mexico will not be our Natural Enemy in the long term, but this will provide a quick fix for now while we strategize on how to provide America with a more stable Natural Enemy for the strength bonus.

I ask that as patriotic Americans you refrain from starting any resistance wars in the Mexican held regions. Also try not to fight them too hard while they are moving into their new rental regions. Another benefit of exchanging regions with Mexico is that it makes securing our congressional elections easier since we won’t gain any regions. We will of course have to build a much longer border fence, but rest assured America we have our top men working on this, our top men.

I would like to assure Food Company owners that we have several options for reacquiring a deer region and that we should be able to move on one shortly. Rest assured that Polish rent continues to flow into our coffers; this is a mutually beneficial deal for both countries.

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Alexander Hamilton~