America...Helping You Helping Us!

Day 917, 08:26 • Published in Croatia USA • by USA Welcoming Committee

Dear Croatia,

Don't think we haven't noticed the massive effort you've put into our little battle of Lion King. You've sent hordes of your populace stateside to help us in this fight for Chinese freedom and we love you more than ever for it.

And don't think we didn't notice the beating the Croatian moving ticket market has taken.

After talking with the American President about this, we have decided that we will sell any Croatian who wants to move stateside to fight a moving ticket for 8USD or 8HRK (Preferably USD, but whatever you have is fine).

Donate to the funds Arm America organization and we will send you a moving ticket as soon as possible

Godspeed,
Choc

Limit one per person, Cro-bros only


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Dragi Hrvati i Hrvatice,

Nije nam promaknuo vas ogromni napor koji ste ulozili u našu malu bitku za Lion King. Poslali ste horde vaših stanovnika u SAD, kako biste nam pomogli u ovoj borbi za slobodu Kine i volimo vas zbog toga više nego ikad.

I budite sigurni da smo primjetili da je vaše trziste ticketa gotovo ispraznjeno.

Nakon razgovra s americkim predsjednikom u vezi ove situacije, odlucili smo da cemo svakome Hrvatu koji zeli preseliti u SAD kako bi se borio prodati ticket za 8USD ili 8HRK (po mogucnosti posaljite dolare, ali moze i kune).

Donirajte potrebni iznos organizaciji Arm America i mi cemo vam poslati tickete u najkracem mogucem roku.

Srdacno,
Choc

(Thank you BeDva for the translation)


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