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America.

Day 1,738, 09:40 • Published in USA USA

• by Emerick

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We the People of the United States of America

I love America. No, no, you don't understand me. I ~love~ America.

NO DON'T TALK OVER ME YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ME.

I ~love~ ~America~
I ~love~ ~America~

Like, I love love America.

Like, how how Timon feels about Pumbaa.
How Jasmine feels about Raja.
How Sebastian feels about the mermaid king.
How Dish feels about Daphne.
How Dio feels about all of us.

I love America.

America is like my baby's daddy, except America pays child support. But I don't want America to pay child support, because I just love America so much that I want America's child inside of me, and I don't care what America does after injecting me with America sperm. Like FALVA FLAV, just hit it and quit it. I have a piece of America inside of me, and my life is now complete.

I am an American patriot.

And America.

America.

Amer.

Thank you for your time.