Ambassador of eChina: Political Parties of eChina

Day 842, 04:44 Published in United Kingdom China by shawkcn

Greetings everyone!

I am Panda, the eChinese ambassador in UK. This is my second article to introduce eChina. In this article, I'll introduce the political parties in eChina. You'll find it quite interesting.

There are 11 political parties in eChina. The top 5 parties are NewSMTH, Soy Sauce, HKGOLDEN, Saturn Community, People's Republik Party.

In eChina, parties are usually formed by forums(such as NewSMTH) or regional organizations(such as HKGOLDEN, it's also a forum). Most citizens join party by the entertainment viewpoint rather than political viewpoint. So in eChina, parties with political names usually have less attraction than parties with funny names.


Soy Sauce
Soy Sauce Party is an example which has a funny name. "Soy Sauce" is an idiom in RL China. About two years ago, Photo scandal broke, a passerby was interviewed about this scandal, he sai😛"It's none of my business. I have come out just to get some soy sauce." From that time on, "Soy Sauce" is well known as a spirit of "two-clickers". This name has a strong attraction to RL Chinese.


Chun Ge Party
Another interesting party is Chun Ge Party. It's a party full of connotation, although it's out of top-five. Chun Ge, also called Li Yuchun, the most famous Chinese Pop singer, has got billions of fans all over the country. Because of her neuter image, many people call her "Brother Chun". She/he has become a special icon in China history. A religion called Chun Ge has risen under her/his name. Chun Ge Religion fellowers called themselves: Truemanist. The Chun Ge religion is officially calle😛 Truemanism. Her/his fellowers have a quite famous motto:"Eternal of life is made by believing Brother Chun."


Saturn Community
I am the member of Saturn Community. As the party symbol, Saturn Community is a communist party. We usually call it "SC" or "土共" for short. "土共" is also an idiom, it means "Rube Communist". It usually used to represent CCP with a compliment. CCP can accomplish the impossible missions although sometimes it seems quite rube. Saturn Community has its party army, named "Planet Liberation Army" (PLA).

Well, these are parties of eChina, much more funny than in RL,aren't they?