Ronald Gipper Reagan
First allow me to cue the song that I am going to play when I become President of the United States(in eRepublik & Real Life), as this will make my article even better. Also, these articles cost me half of Fort Knox, so if you have a lot of spare cash and want to help fund my future articles, all donations are welcome and very much appreciated.
I still don’t exactly feel up to writing this article, but I felt like I might as well go ahead and write it. I will try to make this as comprehensive as possible without making it a sequel to War & Peace. I want to reach out not only to those in the eUSA, but all across the eWorld, to defend my honor and to speak the truth when so many lies and mistruths have been spouted by people of extremely questionable character. Allow me to shed some light on me, and on some of these other political animals.
As some of you may already know, I am pursuing a career in politics in real life, and in eRepublik simultaneously. It has not been without bumps and hurdles. It’s also no secret that I take my conservative values very seriously. I was Michele Bachmann’s New Hampshire State Coordinator for awhile(2nd contest that votes in our Party Presidential Primary system, for those of you who don’t know), and I am currently pursuing other aims which I will not state on here because there are crazy people on this site who like to harass me off-game, as well as on. A certain “fluffy” fellow you all may know is one such individual. He is extremely socially permissive(except on eRepublik of course) and he doesn’t like people like me being in the Republican Party. Anyway, long story short, I made a documentary a number of months ago on the beginning of my eRepublik career, and why people hate me. For the REAL story why, you can watch the movie if you wish:
Anyway, for the past 3 ½ years, with occasional breaks here and there, and forays into foreign lands, I have been steadfastly standing up for Americans who still believe in the promise of our great country. This magnificent land of the free, and home of the brave, has been in decline for some time, and you can see the nature of the people who inhabit it by their behavior in this game. This is no longer a country where your freedoms are guaranteed, and in fact, it is one of the least free nations in the developed world. It’s a sad truth, but a truth nonetheless. The people who dominate tend to be bullies, and these bullies try to force their way of doing things upon those who disagree with them, and if you will not bend or break, they will speak all sorts of lies in order to convince the easily manipulated and the feebleminded in to assisting them with their oppression. To these people I say....
There are those in the other major parties in this country who joined together to PTO the RLC, or as they call it, an “ATO”, because as we learned from Orwell, the more you repeat a lie, the more it becomes truth. They try to tell you that this is the “American” thing to do, and that it was to “save” the country. It has never been my intention or the intention of anyone who I choose to befriend and ally to see our country destroyed. We simply see a different vision for this nation. We see a country built upon unity, tolerance, and diversity, not one built on hatred and division. We see a country where people stop bringing real life into the game, and actually play nice and stop turning Americans against each other for their own petty political jealousies, and personal grudges. They say that our intention is to destroy America. Where is their proof? Oh, that’s right, there is none, but they can just keep repeating lies and because enough people who have hated me for YEARS and repeated lies about me for YEARS say it, then it MUST be true. Last time I checked, that’s not how this country was supposed to work.
Frankly, there is enough prejudice as there is, and it honestly upsets me the way some people treat others in this game, because often it is clearly far more than roleplaying, but actual hatred. If someone consistently fights for America and puts up damage for old glory, they are an American. This is like saying that someone who immigrates to the United States in real life, and serves in the Armed Forces deserves to have their patriotism questioned due to their national origin. It is fundamentally wrong, and it is un-American. I stand by all my friends, both born in America in real life, or from all corners of the eWorld. I have learned in this game that there are even good Turks, which has softened my previously extreme hatred for all of them. There is too much hatred in the world, and if you give in to it, in the end you will only destroy yourself. This even extends to Gnilraps, who I feel is someone who needs professional help, a deceitful snake, and a thug who has stolen that which was not his to take. We WILL defeat him and those who supported his sinister act by being better than they are, because we have class, and honor.
To those who stole the Republican Liberty Caucus, namely the leaders of the other major parties, and I will single out AMP, because they showed they are just a mouthpiece for the USWP Politburo and General Secretary Henry “Pfeiffer” Arundel by providing BY FAR the most votes for Gnilraps, you seem to not understand the very nature of America. Just because you can get together enough people to form a “majority”, does not make your actions right or justified. Crushing all opposition by taking over their political party, even if it is technically allowed by game mechanics is still a cowardly, and SHAMEFUL act. Then again, what can we expect from a party who takes marching orders from Pfeiffer’s BFF Israel Stevens, and puts a prepubescent child in as its new Party President. Let me give you a quick lesson on the nature of our government, and how it was designed to work. Since you roleplay everything else(like a Speaker of the House, which is not part of the game, etc.) maybe you should consider adopting this little piece of information too?
The most corrupt party in the country, the INCI, makes even the more rogue members of our party look like Saints by comparison. These people have no desire to be Americans. They have been huddled together in their own party for over a year and a half, and simply leach off the country and of the Congress. They will use every corrupt method in the book.. In fact, according to Pfeiffer and his cronies, these are really the only truly “good” foreigners in the US, and the main reason being that they are basically an extension of USWP in the Top Five. However, they are never legitimately targeted, but only us because we pose a formidable threat to the status quo, and because of the personal hatred directed towards me over matters not relating to this game at all. They invent metagame nonsense on privately owned forums run by USWP trolls, and demand that everyone follow rules that only apply to some, and not all. They try to tell you what you should do, rather than letting you decide for yourself. It’s time for people to listen to reason and their own conscience, and not to fall victim to this rubbish.
They will surely bring up that I am supposedly part of some elaborate Serbian-Hungarian plot, which apparently I have not been informed of? but anyway, ask all the Romanians, and Colombians, and Bosnians, and Greeks, and the countless other nationalities that I have gone out of my way to help in this country if I am also part of some elaborate plot with them too. I help good people, no matter where they come from. If they want to be Americans and actually are capable of independent reasoning, then they should be welcomed. If they are meant to keep thugs in power, then these foreigners are the REAL threat to American sovereignty, and all sensible people should have a pretty good idea who those foreigners are. I do not regret helping the vast majority of the people of dozens of nationalities that I have helped get in to the USA. My only regret is that there are still more of them than there are of us, but with your help, this can and will change. Those from the formerly enslaved countries of Eastern Europe may have a special and unique appreciation for why I chose the moniker of one of America’s greatest Presidents. If you don’t get it and happen to be from Obamaland, let me give you an image of what this great man stands for, and what I stand for today.
In closing, to those who are reading this, I ask you to take note of the trolls who will no doubt write immature comments below this article. Are these the people you trust to tell you the truth? The next time you are sent a PM claiming that you are needed for a so-called “ATO” operation, maybe it would be wise to think twice and ask the other candidate for their side of the story. Just because someone is capable of using a script effectively to mass spam, does not mean that their word is Gospel. The plain truth is that we are the American resistance. We include people of ALL backgrounds We share one thing in common, our belief in the promise of America, and in the freedom and prosperity that it should rightfully guarantee. I have some final parting words in this article to all those whose faith and confidence I have earned. Remember, they may have won the battle, but WE will win the war.........
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