Almost every night.

Day 2,517, 03:22 • Published in Turkey Chile • by Mourad Zoulamian

Two old blokes were talking about sex when Bill says, "How about you Bob, are you getting any?"

Bob replies, "Almost every night."

"At your age?" Says Bill, "I don't mean to be disrespectful, but I just don't believe you."

Bob says, "It's true. Almost Monday night, almost Tuesday night, almost Wednesday night....."