All the very same butt naked
Guxter
Yes, of course. You came here cause of but ( sorry, an extra “T” went to the tittle without noticing) naked . You should have known that site managers do not allow that. Ah! You already knew it? And, in addition, hurried up to arrive before banning? Well, your naiveness is success of our marketing department. But wait, stay a while and maybe you´ll feel not so disappointed.
Girl snaked
Be welcome reader to the pilot edition of the paper that will provide everything your eyes ever wanted to caress in the publishing eWorld .
Some cynic might think that this will be another rag used only in search of a mission, but he`ll be ignorant of a team of writers and creatives who have worked tirelessly for months to offer the best material in order to enrich your elife.
As befits an introduction, we will proceed with the pleasure of introducing the different sections and contents that will compound this beacon of information and culture.
Culture and info in the dark
Internacional politics
Here you can find analyzes of the same old wars with the expected enemies. Always with a perspective that rips alliances to which we don´t belong and overstating excessively our temporary friends and brothers ,
alliances
We´ll show graphically the movement of military forces and developments of campaigns through ininteligible maps that will make you look silly decisions as sophisticated strategies .
Map with arrows at war
Fittingly, we will encourage irrational hatred against ecountries, calling its members with the most derogatory attributes, like they are redheads, penile disabled, coprophilous, runts, women and other vileness.
Enemy ecountry citizen
As it should be, our review will be invariably accompanied by unrelated to Erepublik patriotish images in order to inflame our worth of better purposes nationalism .
Patriot
Local politics
With eLife you will never lose sight of our circumstantial authorities mistakes and you´ll get the chance to share countless insults intended to a mandatory request of impeachment, based on his clear servile and treacherous attitude towards our beloved eCountry.
As if this were not enough, also ...
- Gossip of our elife in “Forum small talk “
- Women´s corner. Because they are a minimum part of ER too.
- Weekly Horoscope.
- Movie reviews. Because while you wait energy recharge or that BH that longs to arrive, and having touched yourself a couple of times as a victim of pornography (and what the hell, we´re not going out to see if sun shines), why not see a cinema jewel online?
- Surveys and studies done by the most prestigious institutions and our research team on "Did you know that..."
- Leading articles with the most repeated criticisms to Plato
- The phrases of the day to bring light to your eexistence
- Love inquiries forum, because, besides to erase our bum-crack in front of the screen, we feel.
And all this in an environment that will not neglect aesthetics and good taste. To this end, our pages will be furnished with women with the least amount of clothes that Plato's embarrassment can stand, and at the same time might be the misogynist audiences delight.
Woman hardly dressed
In the same route, and knowing that the vast majority of our population is functionally illiterate and only looks at pics, we will not spare to offer any image it may seem attractive to someone like you, as well as those of weapons, warriors and warfare that will infuse us the motivation and courage to press the left mouse button.
Attractive image
War scene
I wanna be him
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Editor's Note
If you, dear reader, are feeling possessed by the spirit of Shakespeare, Marx (Groucho) or Bukowski, before calling an exorcist or kill yourself, send us your writings and we´ll consider publishing in our media, of course, naming the contributor.
Community service
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Without anything else, and thanking your presence, we request that suscribe this paper and vote and shout this article. We are not interested in Media Mogul but the recognition that their gold awards.
Until next shipment, friends!
P.S : As you already notice, English is not our native language. Don´t be an smart ass criticizing and leaving us as barbarians. Feel free to send corrections that we´ll probably ignore like morons we are, and try to make a better eworld
Comments
POLEADO!!!!!!!
Quiero ese escudooooo!!!
No tengo un escudo para darte, pero tengo algo similar a una vibora para que lo uses de bufanda. Es importante que te abrigues, ahora que hace frio.
El frió ya paso man estamos casi en primavera y te digo 23x8 te suena creo que ni arrimas papa
23x8 (184!) ? Ahora me agarró un frío mezcla con vértigo anal. Felicitaciones, amigo !
Votado. El próximo hacelo en idioma Cristiano.
Estimado lector, esta es la versión internacional del número anteriormente editado en crestiano. Solo se han hecho mínimas modificaciones sobre aspectos locales o del uso del lenguaje para el entendimiento del foráneo. Si es tan gentil, acérquese al título inmediatamente arriba de " comentarios" y podrá acceder a la versión original en la lengua de Messi.
Votado ya suscrito, pero no comento ni en pedo!!
Lo bien que hace !
a veces pienso que usted está loco... que siempre esta eConectado pero nunca habla. Hasta su aparición periodística pensé que era un bug del juego. 🙂
No me han un psicodiagnóstico recientemente pero su afirmación puede que no sea errada. Mi mujer me dice bug, a veces, y no en sentido positivo.
estoy siempre conectado por que uso Mindnet
Can I be your friend?
Si, claro. Quiero amigos porque estaría necesitando pedir algunas cositas.
V+S
Votado y suscripto y por que vos lo pedis y vos lo queres Puto el que lee...XD
Gracias ! Huy, lo leí !!!
Votado y sub!!!
HAIL FAKYU!!!!!!
v+s
I like this \o/
And I like the standard of English used (actually better than many Australian articles)
and, from time to time I feel I must be possessed by the spirit of Rasputin's sister & am forced to commit unspeakable eActs, such as driving "nice" players away from eRep; stealing money; insulting & trolling etc etc.
Will you pay me for any articles I can that I channel for Rasputina?
Oh, dear Boudicca, believe us when we say we´ll love to read or perhaps publish Rasputina, but at present we´re kind low on cash. We can only be , in return for a Rasputina article, eternaly grateful. And you must know we don´t even say thank you to our mothers.
Best regards and make you friend
07
\o/
tks
lolawesum
tks
v+s
check
"...No soy el que quiero ser, pero de alguna manera sigo siendo el mismo..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRYsfvrcNq4
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VOTADO AMIGO!
Gracias Mataquin !
Mision - http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/2447771/1/20
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tks
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/10-i-topp-2446663/1/20
vote, return comment
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-1344-2449282/1/20
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votado.
por mi... http://www.erepublik.com/es/article/quiero-terminar-con-las-misiones-2-3--2449197/1/20
Gracias.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-1-3-seniioraaa-jurnalis-2448844/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-2-3-seniioraaa-jurnalis-2449229/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-3-3-seniioraaa-jurnalis-2449289/1/20
comment 4 comment please
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/did-you-know-1-2449510/1/20
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help.. comment plz
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/senior-journalist-mission-sejarah-singkat-museum-sonobudoyo-yogyakarta-2450056/1/20
done