All Glory to the Cano-Irish Empire, Valhalla, I am coming!

Day 1,409, 05:15 • Published in Canada Canada • by irishbhoy1967

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner

Congratulations to Ireland who have defeated the UK after 50 days war. The fact that this war lasted 50 days is a surprise to many, as had the mighty Ireland not been distracted with kicking Poland's as* then surely the UK would have been crushed a lot sooner.

Victory finally came with Ireland taking and holding Northern Ireland and Wales, thanks in no small part to some schizophrenic tanking from Alfagrem. UK had foolishly tried to force Ireland into Scotland and by focusing on this too heavily, lost a winnable battle against Canada in North East of England. This meant they voluntarily threw away initiative against both Ireland and Canada and actually fought against themselves to do so. When you force your enemy to decapitate his own state and then proceed to use his credit card to tank against... well, his own credit card then you have done something right. In this game these days, it is seldom that strategy wins out over the master-card like it did in the good old days. But here, for now it has, so enjoy it while it lasts. I know I lol'd hard watching it.


: I've lost all Idea of where I'm supposed to be fighting right now


So thank you lolfagrem and UK for helping Ireland to end this 50 day war as the winners. It's so full of win that this war will henceforth be known as the Charlie Sheen War. Of course the UK being completely and utterly obsessed with aggression toward Ireland, will likely start another pointless war soon. That would show how much UK thinks of it's allies as they persistently refuse generous terms for peace so they can have a war that relies on their allies resources to maintain. Though UK treating allies poorly is hardly anything new.


Expansion of the Cano-Irish Empire

Currently UK have surrendered their capital to their Canadian overlords without a fight. Presumably they miss having Trololololondon as their capital after their Canadian and Irish overlords burned it to the ground. However it must be a concern to UKs allies that they would surrender to an enemy so easily and allow them through to take a shot.

♬Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords.

On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing.♬

Godfather