Alexander Keith, Always a Good Decision.

Day 580, 23:43 • Published in Canada Canada • by Alexander Keith

So hey, how is everybody doing today? My name is Alexander Keith, and I am running for congress this time around, hoping to represent Nova Scotia. Now a lot of people on this sight don't know me. Heck let's be honest, no one knows me, but I'm going to tell you why I should be running for the CSD party in the next Congressional Election.

First of all, I have the experience, I was a candidate for the party in the last election alongside Vincent Chaotic. Sure I only garnered 3 votes last time, but I thought that was pretty good for a political newcomer who no one knew anything about. And with that experience under my belt, I'm sure I can do better this time around.

Second, I will always have an open inbox for the constituents. Just send me a line, tell me what's on your mind, and I will do my best to make your visions become a reality. Unless it's something insane like revolting to North Korea or something.

Finally, I will be here. I will be voting on matters important to the people of Canada, unless its Saturday night, and I'm out partaking in my namesake's beverage. And isn't that what politicians are supposed to do? At least show up and vote on whether or not to congratulate little Timmy Johnson for winning the Nationwide Science Fair?

So when you go to vote for your new Congress members this month, Hold True, and vote Alexander Keith for Congress.