Alberta, Come Explore Our Peaks!
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by George Kirk
I will keep this short considering the skimmers and this festive time of year.
Today I officially announce my candidature for the position of Congress Member for the region of Alberta.
Here are the Cole's notes for my platform:
The Dirty French:
I hate them with a passion. I want them out, but more than this, I want to eventually march on Paris and hit them so hard that their mothers feel it. I want to make them regret ever setting foot on eCanadian soil and assure that they never consider attacking us again. If elected I will do whatever it takes to accomplish this.
Currently with no Grain or Fruit in eCanada, Alberta's Cattle resource is more important than ever. I can assure the 529 citizens who reside there that I will do everything in my power to keep the dirty French's mitts off our cows! (they want our milk to make more stinky Cheeses!)
Activity:
In my inaugural term I was among the top ten most active congress members. I made only serious propositions (no experience props) and granted the maximum amount of citizen requests (after due diligence of course). I educated myself on every vote before I voted and had exemplary input on every law discussed in congress.
Etemenanki has done some fine work here regarding our most and least active congress members, please educate yourself with this before voting, no matter the region you will be voting in.
That's it. There is much more I'd like to cover but you no doubt have better things to do, with family and friends, rather than read platforms all day.
In closing, I would like to extend my heartfelt best wishes, during this wonderful Christmas season, to all the people who call eCanada their eHome and to all of their RL family’s. Admin bless them all!
And now the obligatory fine honey image:
George Kirk
Member of Congress East Midlands, eCanada
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Some fun facts about the RL Alberta:
The people of Alberta enjoy a very high quality of life, including the lowest overall taxes in Canada. Albertans have the highest disposable incomes in Canada, the lowest unemployment rate, and a big, beautiful backyard to enjoy all year long. That’s why so many people think Alberta is an ideal place to live, work , and do business.
Good luck to you Also Wes
Best of Luck
Another interesting fact about Alberta is that they don't use salt on the roads. There are usually enough rabbits on the street to provide adequate traction.
😁😁 Haha
I would vote for you if I could
Thanks Adam, you'll get there, just stick with it, the game gets better the longer you play.
17 of Alberta lead to my refuge in BC. Say goodbye to frostbite and disposable income.
Peaks and Valleys - Boom and Bust: Alberta rides hard for all its 8 seconds of glory.
*17 years*